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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

This is the thread for sharing ideas that will make the forums great again

Close ever sub forum except for GBS, FYAD, and the pet one for one week

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Gas thread , ban op

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istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Fart button

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Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

i get money for my posts

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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Add a new rule to each forum:

Have fun! :pilot:

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:13

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I don't want the forums to be great again.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Merge the minor subforums into GBS

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weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Make each post an NFT.

"Not Funny Text"

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Bring back Banjo

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

put it on the cockchain

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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Make Nooner post at least once in every thread under penalty of death

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:24

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Microtransactions to probe the OP for 6 hours at a time.

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Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Add updoots

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Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

randomise all posts in every megathread on the forums

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Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

randomise all posts in every megathread on the forums

you monster

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

merge the entire forums into one thread

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

N. Senada posted:

Make Nooner post at least once in every thread under penalty of death

Get a diplomatic immunity deal worked out with another forum for him and send him in.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:31

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

bradzilla posted:

merge the entire forums into one thread

then randomise the posts

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:32

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

For $100 you can serve up a virtual olive bar to a non-platinum user which replaces all post content viewed by that user with random Three Olives posts.

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You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

One of those old-timey popcorn carts in GBS

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istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Chuck Tingle roleplay fanfic thread pinned at the top of GBS

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bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Enable html / javascript in posts. Disable HTTPOnly on cookies.

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istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Jeffrey begins dealing in dodgy bodybuilding supplements rather than mangosteen, cuts a weekly promo video challenging Bezos to a world heavyweight championship title match. We all begin unironically referring to him as Big Jeff.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:47

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

must blow 0.1 or higher on breathalyzer to post

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:55

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

N. Senada posted:

Close ever sub forum except for GBS, FYAD, and the pet one for one week

This but permanently

# ? Jan 23, 2024 22:57

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I've said this before but a word filter that selects a random word from the dictionary every 24hrs and if you use that word you get an auto 6er.

It could be "butts", it could be "a".

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

squid game gone sexual

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bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Integration with lush API so your buttplug goes off anytime someone quotes you

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jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

crafting system
open-world pvp

# ? Jan 23, 2024 23:11

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

bossy lady posted:

Integration with lush API so your buttplug goes off anytime someone quotes you

Will these changes support lovense devices? And what if someone rates my thread a 1?

# ? Jan 23, 2024 23:14

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Grey Cat posted:

Will these changes support lovense devices? And what if someone rates my thread a 1?

All buttplugs will be supported. Rating a thread 1 makes your own plug go off

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

$20 to issue a 6er to someone.

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

$20 to issue a 6er to someone.

could be a good idea to offset the cost of probes. rereg guiy has been buoying the bounty system for a while now but if he stops rereging it might be hard to pay the mods and iks for all the probes theyve been stacking up. honestly it's become a bit crazy lately, thankfully jeff has deep coffers atm

# ? Jan 24, 2024 20:51

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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