NASCAR 2024: Great Value Drive to Survive

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i hope they have more tracks that make chuds mad this year but it wouldn't surprise me if they dont

whats the over-under on how many more decades before we get a france brat doing a vince-mcmahon-at-congress moment where they just come out and say it's all fake

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Jan 25, 2024

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 13:26

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

it wouldn't surprise me if they moved the football stadium race concept to one of the giganto megachurch college football stadiums somewhere in the south

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 03:21

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i just learned that apparently numerous professional racecar drivers, including nascar drivers, are banned from iracing for various reasons. for some reason that's very humanizing.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 22:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CBJSprague24 posted:

I just started playing iRacing and holy poo poo, spinning at Tsukuba, trying to roll out of the groove and getting drilled anyway, and getting like 7x for the inconvenience loving sucks.

So does getting drilled in the LR by a spinning car while trying to miss it and getting a 4x.

E- And driving a Legend at Langley and getting a stop and hold for diving into the pit exit to avoid t-boning someone.

ok but did you say the n word

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 07:34

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

camoseven posted:

Unfortunately they've been praying to the wrong god and the sadness will continue until the France family embraces the light of Allah

that's the same god. no half-measures, start invoking Tefnut

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 02:33

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

why doesn't nascar do rain? is it just that at those speeds the visibility would be zero from spray?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 03:35

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

The new Danica of NASCAR.

how so

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 10:35

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

This is probably more accurate than what I said.

A better comparison may be that Toni Breidinger is the new Milka Duno.

i thought duno raced open wheel stuff

e: oh, she did the arca series too. neat, i did not know that

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Feb 18, 2024

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 09:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the duality of atlanta

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 16:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the old guy in the hat. which specific one doesn't matter, you see an old guy with a hat he's the man

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 20:28

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Modulo16 posted:

gently caress you buddy! Also can anyone explain the Ford/Chevy/Toyota thing? Is that a category as well where the automaker wins too?

it's literally just a sponsorship

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 09:44

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i want to see someone pick some long-defunct foreign coachmaker as their """manufacturer""". Bubba makes the switch to Landaulette

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 09:49

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

if chuds on twitter are any indication, there's plenty of people mad about (((imports))) in nascar

# ¿ Feb 23, 2024 20:45

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ungratek posted:

Tbh this is the basis for at least half the fan base

race and color?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 02:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

this is america. if everything isnt explosions and titties 25/8 the ad money goes elsewhere

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 05:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

circle track racing is probably about as accessible as wheel to wheel racing gets. most tracks have a category where the rules amount to "2wd shitbox with a cage, all oem or equivalent parts"

# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 23:17

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Howard The Dork posted:

God I want this shirt:

https://www.munizracing.com/product-page/frankie-muniz-glamour-shot-t-shirt

jesus harold christ of nazareth

# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 02:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

harperdc posted:

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 10:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is there any way to watch nascar online yet. i will never have cable

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 04:13

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a chase is a race imo

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 05:06

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

what's the difference between the cars and trucks besides the bodies

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 16:57

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

shiksa posted:

from what ive been told, the trucks are still built and set up much in the same way that nascar cars were set up for decades, whereas the xfinity cars are modeled more after the cup series nextgen cars, which are a huge jump in technology available to drivers/crew chiefs/etc. disclaimer: i dont know goddamn poo poo myself just relating it from someone with a lot of firsthand experience, but its part of what makes the truck series especially kinda cool to me and why i try to catch that instead of cup more. and also, yeah, the aero is way different which makes a huge difference in specifically nascar style oval racing.

plus they look cool and theres a guy there whos named "lawless alan" and that rocks

yeah sorry i didnt mean for it to come off as a loaded troll question. i just literally dont know poo poo about poo poo and was wondering what the functional differences were. with the aero, is the center of drag/downforce farther forward, making the rear less planted?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 01:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

whats lol about arca at talladega

sorry if i keep asking stupid newbie questions. nobody in my family was a nascar fan growing up

# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 18:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

kinda like the yellow/green/red/white jerseys for current overall/flatland/climb/23-and-under time leaders in the tour de france

# ¿ May 2, 2024 07:58

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:59

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i deeply wish toyota would just sell the camry cup car. obviously it'd never meet the requirements for a vin, it'd be off-highway only. but that just means off highway only in blue states. i'm sure georgia and arizona would give you a vin and a plate

# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:05

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