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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post ITT if your a real dumb fuck
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Welcome home

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Thank you

Got anything to eat?

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
It's true, anyone who would gently caress me would be dumb for doing so.

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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

 Helo

e: gently caress

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jan 24, 2024

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Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
This post. It was made for me!

Drrrr drrrrr drrrrr

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 Dummy Thicc.

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Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




 I was told to post here?

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 What if I'm dumb as poo poo instead?

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 Hey.

*puts pants on head, arms through pants, and socks on hands*

Reverse legs!

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Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
I've been told that I'm dumb rear end poo poo

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 You misspelled tit

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

 I am dumb as poo poo lol.

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Hello I heard there’s free coffee?

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




 I laughed obnoxiously and clapped like a seal at a dick and fart joke today.

Glad to be among my people.

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
 itt

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I laughed obnoxiously and clapped like a seal at a dick and fart joke today.

Glad to be among my people.

Sometimes I fart and I laugh at my own fart

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

 finally been looking for somewhere to call home

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I fell down today

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down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
I'm not happy with Biden so I won't vote am I welcome here

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Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Is

Is this the thread for cool guys?

...oh, no, yeah, that makes way more sense

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’m :lmao:ing at all these dumb fucks.

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 *sits in the nosebleed section*

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
 As far back as I can remember, when I am alone, I have spasms and vocal outbursts including swearing accompanied by extreme discomfort.

This week in therapy, I was describing this and my therapist said it sounds like I have Tourette's and referred me to a neurologist. I'm almost 40 and never put two and two together.

I am the dumbest gently caress.

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Borscht posted:

As far back as I can remember, when I am alone, I have spasms and vocal outbursts including swearing accompanied by extreme discomfort.

This week in therapy, I was describing this and my therapist said it sounds like I have Tourette's and referred me to a neurologist. I'm almost 40 and never put two and two together.

I am the dumbest gently caress.

this used to happen to me. I'd say super hosed up things to myself like "shoot your head" and "gently caress the whole thing" but I stopped smoking weed a year ago after being stoned for about 15 years straight and it stopped.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


 I am dum asse

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Tuna-Fire
Mar 4, 2001

etcetera, etcetera
Hair Elf
it feels good to have friends

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

this used to happen to me. I'd say super hosed up things to myself like "shoot your head" and "gently caress the whole thing" but I stopped smoking weed a year ago after being stoned for about 15 years straight and it stopped.

lol I even quit caffeine 5 years ago because I realized they made them worse. Still didn't get through my loving skull.

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

 I know a bunch of poo poo sucks to be dumb like everyone in here lol

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 bizness school checkin in

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
 I have like 100 video games that I paid money for but never played

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

 My brain fuckin sucks

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Borscht posted:

lol I even quit caffeine 5 years ago because I realized they made them worse. Still didn't get through my loving skull.

god dammit i should really go see a guy

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.random
May 7, 2007

 I think you’ll find you meant “you’re” :smug:

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 Hell yeah, first post :smug:

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Borscht posted:

lol I even quit caffeine 5 years ago because I realized they made them worse. Still didn't get through my loving skull.


nah gently caress that. drink some panera death lemonade

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

syntaxfunction posted:

Hell yeah, first post :smug:

hello from page 100, what a long strange trip its been

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Code Jockey posted:

hello from page 100, what a long strange trip its been

you've won the internet today

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 :69snypa:

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

 I truly feel at home here. Welcome everyone!

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