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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Shithouse Dave posted:

Had a mediocre buffet breakfast for a work thing this morning. Got my stuff on my plate, grabbed some cutlery and napkins and went to tuck into my hash browns and, “oh. I’ve got two forks”.

Dave stays winning in front of her industry peers all day.

In my defense, there was a wait for coffee and I’d had two lovely nights sleep in a three star hotel.

Hey it's you, I think about you often. Not for stupidity, but for your stupendous username. Fucken immaculate username, goddamn.

Anyway back to your regular scheduled program.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Hey it's you, I think about you often. Not for stupidity, but for your stupendous username. Fucken immaculate username, goddamn.

Anyway back to your regular scheduled program.

Maybe you could buy it off him. I could arrange the sale of this name via a third party app I've stolen.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I was making a list but I losted it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

redshirt posted:

Maybe you could buy it off him. I could arrange the sale of this name via a third party app I've stolen.

I've left you a carton of money at the intersection bu the subway station. Take what you need and pm me the username

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

I've left you a carton of money at the intersection bu the subway station. Take what you need and pm me the username

There was no money there comrade!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."

--Rene Descartes, 1542, colorized.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

redshirt posted:

There was no money there comrade!

Put some in there then, God!

MehrTentakelnBitte
Jun 27, 2014

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhl'apn

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

this is another realization with age. if im this dumb, how dumb is the average person....

I keep asking my elders for guidance and looking to my peers for help, but we're all just as lost and dum :ohdear:

Not as dumb as elk or cows at least! Idiots keep jumping our fence, then forgetting they can do that when I shoo them out. I have one neighbor who does do the same tho... the gate? is open? dumbass?

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

git apologist posted:

is that ace and poo poo pants stuff related

Despite my reproductive organs being uncomfortably close to my waste management organs no. The timing was simply coincidental.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Beefed Owl posted:

Despite my reproductive organs being uncomfortably close to my waste management organs no. The timing was simply coincidental.

I should have learned the violin but instead I mastered the reproductive organ

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The worst part about that is that it keeps reproducing and I now need this giant house to house it.

E: Noisy as gently caress too.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oops, accidental double post.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
first

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Karate Bastard posted:

Oops, accidental double post.

Reported

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i thought i already posted itt but no

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No your dumb

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hi my name is Saalkin

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


it's 'yer'

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Theres a place, a place where we belong, maybe tomorrow i'll post in here again.
on top of my natural idiot brain I have a cold or a strong allergy to pollen and stuff so my day has been a fug.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
yeah hi can I return my cherrybloom please it ain't working I can't walk straight

uh huh

that's what I said cerry bellum

yeah I know this is a dentist can I return it or not

Brainworm
Mar 23, 2007

...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...
Nap Ghost
Does it count if I write one of those articles where I claim that $250K a year isn't enough to live on, because even though that's objectively a lot of money it's a whole lot less after I spend it?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I spend like an hour on tiktok everyday

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Boy I sure have a hankering for some chick fil a or as I call it GODS CHICKEN. and for dinner I will eat at my favorite pizza place, papa johns

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I once bought a comic book as a teenager for $85. It was valued high because of the well-respected combination of writer, artist, and ink person that collaborated on it. It was old, like 40 years, but in good condition. I read it exactly once and it went into the box. Original price was something like 15 cents.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I dont want to overwhelm this thread with realtalk

but I am real loving dumb. I think I have completely hosed myself

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dumb as a bag of hammers.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Vampire Panties posted:

I dont want to overwhelm this thread with realtalk

but I am real loving dumb. I think I have completely hosed myself

This thread is pretty quiet. I'm sure you can get away with it.

also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0tVjThXFxY

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


hyuk

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Still not posting in the dumb gently caress therad OP

SA Forums Poster
Oct 13, 2018

You have to PAY to post on that forum?!?
I felt drawn to post in this thread for some reason.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hi I'm Bam Margera

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*boomerishly*
Hi I just got married

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Hi...

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Never gonna post in this threat because I'm not a dumbfuck

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Wait a minute

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol you posted in the thread making you a dumb gently caress lmao lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Wait a minute

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Okay hccotc, time to fulfill your joke:sun:

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence
Hi I just got a message that I should post in this thread.

EDIT: Holy poo poo my account is 21 today! tHURSDAY

EDIT2: dUMB gently caress cONFIRMED

JeffLeonard fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 21, 2024

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Welcome to the thread!

Please spread the good word. We will not rest until every single last poster on here has posted in this thread!

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