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So James Bond and Moneypenny are always flirting and trading innuendos and poo poo and it seems like they're both dtf so why don't they just follow through? Especially since Bond is boinking an average of like 3 other chicks per movie so it's not like he isn't an easy lay or anything. Or are they actually knocking boots on the regular and they're just not showing us? Or is the joke that they actually don't want to partake in the ol' in-and-out and they're being mutually sarcastic? Forgive me if the answer's obvious but It just seems like 60 years is an awful long time to be doing this "mmm wouldn't it be great if we could have hot sex?" "yeah seriously lol" game without it either finally getting to the point or cooling off and just being work buds or what have you.
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Jan 26, 2024 23:50
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I think I posted this in the wrong forum, but what's done is done!
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Jan 26, 2024 23:57
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Because Bond would get in big trouble with HR if he pursued a workplace relationship without prior approval, OP.
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Jan 27, 2024 00:42
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They're both gay, wlw/mlm solidarity
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Jan 27, 2024 01:08
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Cacator posted:Because Bond would get in big trouble with HR if he pursued a workplace relationship without prior approval, OP. They gave him a license to kill but not a license to drill, eh? Tsk tsk. Er, excuse me, "licence."
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Jan 27, 2024 02:04
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He’s pathologically afraid of having a relatively-normal, stable relationship.
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Jan 27, 2024 02:22
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That's true but it doesn't have anything to do with letting your boss's secretary ride your baloney poney!
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Jan 27, 2024 04:49
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You don't have that hot friend that you don't want to hook up with but maintain the flirty relationship? That's such a valuable thing to have, even outside of the friendship.
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Jan 27, 2024 14:32
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the original work wife situation
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Jan 27, 2024 18:53
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it would be deeply unprofessional to sleep with a co-worker, op.
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Jan 29, 2024 05:55
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He's too safe there, Bond can't get it up if he hasn't killed someone in the last 24 hours.
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Feb 10, 2024 08:58
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I think they do it all the time op
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Feb 15, 2024 19:27
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Is she the old chick who's his boss or the secretary?
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Feb 16, 2024 22:26
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Both, maybe? There's at least one version of the "James Bond is a codename" theory that says Judi Dench's character is the secretary from the older movies after getting promoted.
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Feb 16, 2024 22:42
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Robot Style posted:Both, maybe? There's at least one version of the "James Bond is a codename" theory that says Judi Dench's character is the secretary from the older movies after getting promoted. Judi Dench never wanted to bone 007 so that right there kind of debunks that theory.
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Feb 16, 2024 22:59
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Well, she never wanted to bone the Brosnan and Craig Bonds. Jury's still out on Moore or Connery.
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Feb 17, 2024 03:28
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Dench wanted that Dalton D
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Feb 17, 2024 03:38
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Every version of Bond, M, and Moneypenny have hosed. Occam’s razor, of course they did. Why would it be any other way?
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Feb 17, 2024 17:09
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But did they gently caress together or did she take them separately?
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Feb 17, 2024 23:22
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David D. Davidson posted:But did they gently caress together or did she take them separately? its part of one of those HR team building exercises
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It'd be pretty sick if there was a scene where Bond said a suave one-liner along the lines of "Mish Moneypenny, that sheksh wash nishe and cool. I cummed shuper hard." And then Moneypenny was like "Oh, James." That would rule.
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