it's honestly really messed up that fat bastard are a baby

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watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i know it's annoying to bring up things people did 20 years ago but i don't think it's one of those things we should let slide as a soicety

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 00:08

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

calm down don't go boat mode :ohdear:

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 00:20

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Areola Grande posted:

calm down don't go boat mode

come on i told you that poo poo in confidentiality there's girls watching

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 00:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jan 27, 2024 01:03

RavenousScoot

subway should've replaced jared with fat bastard I mean he turned his life around from eating babies and kept the pounds off!!

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 01:41

google THIS

Let him who has never eaten a baby cast the first stone tbh

# ? Jan 27, 2024 02:54

TrixRabbi: Time for a little robot chauvinism!

did he ever apologize? I�m googling but can�t find any articles on it

# ? Jan 27, 2024 05:08

RavenousScoot

I mean it does make a difference how it was prepared
there are some ways to eat baby that are more humane than others

and you may not like it, but it is a traditional part of supervillain culture that is hard to break, but seems to slowly be changing with the new generation

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 05:17

RavenousScoot

Bastard and Kate Plus Ate

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# ? Jan 27, 2024 06:07

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

if nothing else i'm just worried that he'll get prions disease

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# ? Jan 28, 2024 00:52

RavenousScoot

I mean he's not called fat nice guy, op

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# ? Jan 28, 2024 01:20

free hubcaps

I bet it was just a jelly baby and he was putting on a tough front

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Jan 28, 2024 11:35

google THIS

Chili's just wanted to sell more ribs I'm still wondering how well it worked

# ? Jan 28, 2024 17:16

google THIS

"I want people to associate our food product with a grotesquely fat Scottish man trying to devour a pale mutant toddler...perfect"

# ? Jan 28, 2024 17:21

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

fat bastard ate a baby and there's nothing we can do about that because of society so unless something changes this is just the New Normal

# ? Jan 29, 2024 06:36

RavenousScoot

Austin, I don't know how to tell you this, but the test results came back on the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. It contained more-than-trace levels of baby. Unfortunately, having drank some, you will now have to carry the title of baby-eater. You will be issued a new secret agent identification card to reflect this.

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 06:48

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Barco Fiesta posted:

fat bastard ate a baby and there's nothing we can do about that because of society so unless something changes this is just the New Normal

yeah this is *checks notes* normal and good and cool. hellworld

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:06

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

that's just fat bastard's culture you're gonna have to learn to accept it

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

sometimes after lunchtime I feel almost certain that I are a baby

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

to be fair lunch is usually just good ole breast milk cheese quesadilla though so I rlly can't be blamed here :shrug:

# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:41

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Areola Grande posted:

sometimes after lunchtime I feel almost certain that I are a baby

oh, you're what now :twisted:

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

oh, you're what now

not my proudest moment. pls be gentle w/ this

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

now I can't wonder who else ITT are also a baby b besides me

:thunkher:

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:46

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Areola Grande posted:

not my proudest moment. pls be gentle w/ this

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 08:50

RavenousScoot

RavenousScoot posted:

Austin, I don't know how to tell you this, but the test results came back on the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. It contained more-than-trace levels of baby. Unfortunately, having drank some, you will now have to carry the title of baby-eater. You will be issued a new secret agent identification card to reflect this.

"Austin, come in, are you there? Ah, what a relief that you're safe. You were trapped in Dr. Evil's Mirage® desert island simulation for quite some time. I have no doubt that you're absolutely famished and exhausted, and likely stripped of weaponry right down to your teeth, but the good news is: the doctor's a mere two rooms away! You just have to get past his horde of infant soldiers. Be wary, he keeps them coated in Valentina hot sauce to instill a constant state of ferocity in them. Oh, and do know that the Ministry of Defense has decided to overlook your previous... hiccup.. regarding the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. Cheerio!"

Giant lab door opens to reveal a playground of frolicking rotisserie chickens screech to a halt and brandish clubs, pipes, and broken bottles.

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 15:07

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

RavenousScoot posted:

"Austin, come in, are you there? Ah, what a relief that you're safe. You were trapped in Dr. Evil's Mirage® desert island simulation for quite some time. I have no doubt that you're absolutely famished and exhausted, and likely stripped of weaponry right down to your teeth, but the good news is: the doctor's a mere two rooms away! You just have to get past his horde of infant soldiers. Be wary, he keeps them coated in Valentina hot sauce to instill a constant state of ferocity in them. Oh, and do know that the Ministry of Defense has decided to overlook your previous... hiccup.. regarding the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. Cheerio!"

Giant lab door opens to reveal a playground of frolicking rotisserie chickens screech to a halt and brandish clubs, pipes, and broken bottles.

lol

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# ? Jan 29, 2024 15:43

Khanstant

im not qualiified to comment on whether its good or bad for fat bastard are the baby

# ? Jan 29, 2024 19:21

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