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subway should've replaced jared with fat bastard I mean he turned his life around from eating babies and kept the pounds off!!
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I mean it does make a difference how it was prepared there are some ways to eat baby that are more humane than others and you may not like it, but it is a traditional part of supervillain culture that is hard to break, but seems to slowly be changing with the new generation
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Bastard and Kate Plus Ate
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I mean he's not called fat nice guy, op
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Austin, I don't know how to tell you this, but the test results came back on the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. It contained more-than-trace levels of baby. Unfortunately, having drank some, you will now have to carry the title of baby-eater. You will be issued a new secret agent identification card to reflect this.
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RavenousScoot posted:Austin, I don't know how to tell you this, but the test results came back on the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. It contained more-than-trace levels of baby. Unfortunately, having drank some, you will now have to carry the title of baby-eater. You will be issued a new secret agent identification card to reflect this. "Austin, come in, are you there? Ah, what a relief that you're safe. You were trapped in Dr. Evil's Mirage® desert island simulation for quite some time. I have no doubt that you're absolutely famished and exhausted, and likely stripped of weaponry right down to your teeth, but the good news is: the doctor's a mere two rooms away! You just have to get past his horde of infant soldiers. Be wary, he keeps them coated in Valentina hot sauce to instill a constant state of ferocity in them. Oh, and do know that the Ministry of Defense has decided to overlook your previous... hiccup.. regarding the Fat Bastard Stool Sample. Cheerio!" Giant lab door opens to reveal a playground of frolicking rotisserie chickens screech to a halt and brandish clubs, pipes, and broken bottles.
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