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I enter the ring, then slip out under the bottom rope and hang out beside the ring, which is frankly what all competitors in Rumble matches should do if we're just going by competitive logic.
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I want to do the Randy Orton thing of being in for over an hour without eliminating anyone
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Jan 28, 2024 02:37
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:I want to do the Randy Orton thing of being in for over an hour without eliminating anyone We can take opposite corners of the ring to basically just sit in for half the match
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Jan 28, 2024 02:48
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I would like to enter the rumble. I also would like to set the record for fastest eliminated if someone wants to help out. Happy to be a jobber. Thanks.
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Jan 28, 2024 02:54
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i start a beef with siriuslysomething. he's so fast, and i'm fairly slow. you son of a bitch
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Jan 28, 2024 03:00
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i run slow and hard at siriuslysomething and whip out a vicious clothesline, but they were already somewhere else before then. i flip over the top rope and fall out of the ring, crashing to the floor and breaking my shoulder very bad with all of my blood coming out. i eliminate Cavauro from the pretend royal rumble, and declare myself winner of the beef before dying.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpwsSeU6Fp0
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Jan 28, 2024 03:06
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I enter the ring and right away and go over to the ropes and begin to taunt over and over. I keep looking over my shoulder for the next guy to throw me out.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:06
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 I am eliminated by Jim Ross and slide down the ramp as I am covered in BBQ sauce, and I trip the next entrant on the way.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:09
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i've elminiated [b]neoaxd[b] fro the rrumble sorry bbq sauce onf ingers
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Jan 28, 2024 03:11
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Meanwhile I crawl underneath the ring and hide behind the apron. Maybe I'm rubbing one out in the dark under there. Maybe I'm not. Everyone currently competing will have to live with the ambiguity and try to compete at the same time.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:13
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i gesture to erin m. fiasco. "we both have beef with cavauro" i say, declaring beef on cavauro. why dont we both punch him to the ropes, take a leg each and throw him over. as i say this i hit yea ok with the sweet chin music.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:16
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ji remember that emf has been eliminated. loving mods. i find myself suddenly surrounded by foes. "you wanna play?" i sweet chin music in a 360 rotation helicopter style but not particularly fast. i get tired
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Jan 28, 2024 03:19
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i was eliminated too. there's no one here except you. you're dreaming
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Jan 28, 2024 03:19
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did we.. did we end sex crime
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Jan 28, 2024 03:23
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i enter the rumble, immediately appealing to the crowd.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:25
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i am doing the electric slide around the ring. it's electirc
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Jan 28, 2024 03:28
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i have been tossed over the top rope by jim ross.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:33
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mfcrocker posted:We can take opposite corners of the ring to basically just sit in for half the match Yeah I'm still laying in this corner how you doing brother?
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Jan 28, 2024 03:35
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Jim Ross has me cornered, suddenly Kurt Angle appears driving a cum truck, Ross screams “oh my god cuuUuuUUm”.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:36
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Yeah I'm still laying in this corner how you doing brother? not bad but I'm worried about getting covered in BBQ sauce
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Jan 28, 2024 03:38
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im arguing with the refs. im pissed about my elimination. you think this is a loving game i say? suddenly i reenter the ring under the bottom ropes, pick up a sandbagging mfcrocker and powerbomb his loving rear end over the top rope and to the floor.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:39
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i try to get jim ross to join me in the Locomotion but he tosses me over the top rope that son of a bitch
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Jan 28, 2024 03:39
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Hands in pockets, slowly walking to the ring.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:40
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A suspicious masked individual who smells a little like BBQ sauce enters to a different Kraftwerk song, Musique Non-Stop. It's Science Kid! Science Kid does the Dude Love knock-kneed dance to the ring.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:43
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i have beef with science kid
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Jan 28, 2024 03:44
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mfcrocker posted:not bad but I'm worried about getting covered in BBQ sauce Picked the wrong corner I see
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Jan 28, 2024 03:45
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I throw science kid a beer
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Jan 28, 2024 03:46
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Still walking to the ring.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:47
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dead cavauro enters the royal rumble. (zombie)
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Jan 28, 2024 03:48
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STONE COLD 64 posted:I throw science kid a beer I graciously accept the beer as I am thirsty. I begin to drink.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:49
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I enter the rumble as public domain Winne-The-Pooh and roll into the ring and roll out and roll under the announce desk to sleep
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Jan 28, 2024 03:50
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my second entrant is lex lugar. i flex a ton as i enter, pushing glass punkbull 141 as i pass them. i roll a 8
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Jan 28, 2024 03:52
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i throw a second beer towards science kid, but overshoot it and the beer goes over the top rope
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Jan 28, 2024 03:53
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The can rolls past me as I keep slowly walking to the ring.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:55
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Am I just covered in cum now?
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Jan 28, 2024 04:03
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(((DM ruling: yes)))
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Jan 28, 2024 04:04
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i guess i'm shambling around. who gives a gently caress.....
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Jan 28, 2024 04:07
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I give Zombie Cavauro the rest of my beer
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Jan 28, 2024 04:07
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I enter the rumble to complete silence. I try to high five Zombie Cavauro while urging the crowd to chant for me, but they do not.
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