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Greetings! Evidence (e.g. this recently filed complaint])strongly indicates that Vince McMahon is guilty of brutal and inhuman sexual assault crimes. In lieu of watching this event, I jokingly suggested that I would launch an Alternative Royal Rumble Event where we could pretend to wrestle each other. As a result of the lightest amount of peer pressure I have obligated myself into following up on this, with the PSP Royal Rumble. What is the PSP Royal Rumble? Whatever you want really. I don't know. What are the rules of the PSP royal rumble? Enter by making a post saying you are entering the rumble, preferably around 90 seconds after the last person has done that, but whatever floats your boat. This is YOUR royal rumble. Each participant can enter a maximum of two times. You can enter either as yourself, or a character (want to be fred flintstone? fine with me.) but you get two chances. Perhaps you shouldnt eliminate a person meanly... cause they could just come back in and eliminate you right back.... If multiple competitors remain at the time I close the thread (around 11:10 EST when the royal rumble would traditionally end) the last person posting at the time I close the thread is declared winner and PSP Champion of the Year. How do I eliminate competitors? Simply indicate that you have targeted a fellow poster (or their character) and describe an action that results in this poster being eliminated. If you have a currently existing Beef with this poster/character, failing a saving throw, your elimination of this entity will mean you have won your beef with your posting enemy, valid through Dec. 31, 2024. IT IS NECESSARY TO DECLARE YOUR BEEF AHEAD OF ELIMINATION TO BE CONSIDERED THE WINNER OF THE 2024 BEEF. only the final beef resolution is binding. Strong descriptions are encouraged, but do what you want, this is YOUR royal rumble. There is one exception to this rule, which will result in a Touch of Death described below. Touch of Death: Dont just say i clear the ring or some crap like that. no singular actions, owning and eliminating everybody. Do this all you want but the canon will not recognize it. Anyone who does this will have their head pumped up by a bicycle pump until it is very full of air and then their head will explode, the gore exploding over all the fans, according to the canon. Target opponents individually and personally Once you're eliminated, please respect it... Any attempts to ignore it will result in your head being bicycle pumped until it is very full of air and explodes. Primordial Races Your base stats are unaffected by your character and are determined entirely off the kind of poster you are. Normies(eg Jerusalem) have average stats across the board, enjoying no serious benefits or drawbacks. Irony bros (eg NienNumb) have +5 initiative and +3 to intelligence and charisma. People I Don't Entirely Understand Whether They're Trolling Or Not Or What Their Deal Is Really (eg EMF) have +5 to stealth attack and 2 additional stamina. Mods (eg EMF) have -10 to all stats, cannot eliminate competitors but have a unique ability called Impending Doom allowing them to permaban any poster of their choosing 3 months from now. Power-Ups Unique Power-Ups can be acquired via donations to charities dedicated to victims of sexual violence. Any size of donation is welcome and proof is not necessary, we trust you, merely indicate you have done it and name your power up.. I donated $100 to the CT Alliance to End Sexual Violence and as a result, cannot be eliminated for the first hour of the PSP Pretend Rumble. Try to eliminate me? Refer above to Touch of Death. The event starts at 8:00 EST and will continue until around 11:10 EST ish. Feel free to chat, predict winners etc in the meantime but if you enter the rumble before 8:00 you will have your head exploded in canon. The very first official entrant will be considered PSP's Badass Of The Year. The #2 entrant is PSP's Goofball Of The Year.
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I enter the ring and declared the psp badass of the year
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Jan 28, 2024 02:01
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QoPs head has exploded in violent fashion. If only he had listened to the rules. The fans are disgusted at the violent death of psps 2024 goofball of the year
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Jan 28, 2024 02:06
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Going to play video games til 9 when my immunity expires. But before th at I see cacauro d post and stare him down. I punch him in a way that encourages the exhanging of blows for a time
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Jan 28, 2024 02:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpwsSeU6Fp0
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Jan 28, 2024 03:06
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i gesture to erin m. fiasco. "we both have beef with cavauro" i say, declaring beef on cavauro. why dont we both punch him to the ropes, take a leg each and throw him over. as i say this i hit yea ok with the sweet chin music.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:16
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ji remember that emf has been eliminated. loving mods. i find myself suddenly surrounded by foes. "you wanna play?" i sweet chin music in a 360 rotation helicopter style but not particularly fast. i get tired
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Jan 28, 2024 03:19
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did we.. did we end sex crime
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Jan 28, 2024 03:23
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i have been tossed over the top rope by jim ross.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:33
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im arguing with the refs. im pissed about my elimination. you think this is a loving game i say? suddenly i reenter the ring under the bottom ropes, pick up a sandbagging mfcrocker and powerbomb his loving rear end over the top rope and to the floor.
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Jan 28, 2024 03:39
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my second entrant is lex lugar. i flex a ton as i enter, pushing glass punkbull 141 as i pass them. i roll a 8
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Jan 28, 2024 03:52
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(((DM ruling: yes)))
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Jan 28, 2024 04:04
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Lex Luger is thrown out of the ring by the raw enormity of big Dave’s message. He’s too strong… How can he change plans like this….? It’s inhuman
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Jan 28, 2024 04:28
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I run back in and beat the poo poo out of you.
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Jan 28, 2024 04:48
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entries are closed. Everybody in the ring has 2 minutes to roll under the bottom rope or they are dead. ring getting set on fire
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Jan 28, 2024 04:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cttPiwzcKnc
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Jan 28, 2024 05:06
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Jan 28, 2024 05:12
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the winner, and 2024 PSP CHAMPION OF THE YEAR, is neoaxd's Dave Meltzer AI! unless someone posts in the next few seconds.
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