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Gravitas Shortfall posted:sir, do you know how many times the speed of light you were going? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6DXoNKITc
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oh gently caress, spentanyl*! (has a panic attack) *space fentanyl** **it was spicing sugar*** ***space icing sugar
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*carefully switching off the full-sensory-holo-recorder mounted on my power armour before pulling someone over*
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a BLACK hole, huh? stop resisting!
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Your spices is a hive mind eh'? Well guess we're just gonna have to arrest all fifteen billion of ya's.
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Stuck beyound the even horizon of a black hole, and one day before retirement!!! Oh after retirement now I guess, oh hey and that's the universe ending out there, that's neat.
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regular cops are space cops
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Are you aware of how much above the legal limit your greenhouse gas emissions are?
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Standing around a table with a baggie full of space and mugging at the camera like we just saved the galaxy.
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You have the right to remain silent, because in space no one can hear you scream.
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I'm not saying we should gravity torture the Belters, I'm just saying they may need to stand up for a while so we can finish "processing" their paperwork.
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I saw Pigs in Space on the muppet show, is that what you mean op?
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Elrond Hubbard posted:I saw Pigs in Space on the muppet show, is that what you mean op? please don't slander the valiant crew of the spaceship Swine Trek
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 We've got a call for a 719, Hersey in progress, any of you seen anything?
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You are accused of at least forty counts of operating under the influence of market-driven capitalism, twenty counts of improper resource distribution, and twenty counts of attempted ecocide and species suicide. You have the right to remain sapient; you have the right to protective relocation; you have the right to adequate representation in the galactic court; you have the right to be tried by a jury of sapients at or approaching your own chronospacial frame of reference. Okay, I read 'em their rights. Book 'em. And turn off that drat holorecorder.
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pick up that can
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"So we bust down the door, and it turns out these fuckin Spice-heads had been running an underground Worm-riding ring. Yeah, Shai Hulud, they're.. yeah, they're endangered, exactly. Just jammed hooks under their ring sections so they couldn't submerge, poor things. Had to to shoot one that lunged at me. Ended up calling animal control, got the rest taken to a shelter. Figure most of them will end up being put down anyway"
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Told the rookie to frog blast the vent core. 
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Traveling at relativistic speeds so you can charge for 10 years of overtime but only work one hour.
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Could you tell me the albedo of your planet, sir?
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ACASB All cops are space bastards.
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