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Jan 30, 2024 20:06
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Papal Agenda: 1) Extend pardon and papal apology to Dirk Willems 2) Make adult baptism the law of the church 3) Suppress investigation into "how did a Mennonite get made the Pope" 4) Excommunicate all Americans 5) ...wait. gently caress.
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Jan 30, 2024 20:17
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weighted vestments for clery + every parishioner gets to pick a sword from the pile
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Jan 30, 2024 20:21
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BigWeirdSashimi posted:Pissing off all the cardinals by asking "How do I issue a fatwa?" it's called a bull here don't be gauche
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Jan 30, 2024 20:22
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aw frig aw dang it posted:weighted vestments for clery + every parishioner gets to pick a sword from the pile what do you got halberd-wise need to work on my triceps
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Jan 30, 2024 20:23
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cadaver synods. dozens of em. we're pulling out the Big Book of Popes and going down the list until we get to the bottom of things
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Jan 30, 2024 20:25
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My Three Immediate Tasks: 1. Declaring the Fatima apparitions to be a demonic trick 2. Service in any of the NATO armed forces is now excommunicable 3. Stopping the schism of the Syro-Malabar Archeparchy of Ernakulam-Angamaly
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Jan 30, 2024 20:26
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as new pope, I declare that the pop culture thread needs an IK
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Jan 30, 2024 20:27
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I'm ordering all the pope gold to be liquidated and then using that capital to buy controlling stakes in successful companies and doing short term cost-cutting/layoffs to increase share price, then bailing out and moving on to the next company. once i have enough money i am turning the vatican into outer heaven and we're gonna make a metal gear
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Jan 30, 2024 20:27
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run around smashing antiquities with a big hammer like it’s red faction guerrilla
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Jan 30, 2024 20:40
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i'd close cspam
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Jan 30, 2024 20:45
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lobster shirt posted:latin mass shall be restored they still do latin mass. my grandma goes to it. her 90 year old rear end doesn't truck with vatican ii and neither should you
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Jan 30, 2024 20:48
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Bring back "peace be with you". That's it actually, everything else is fine
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Jan 30, 2024 21:14
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Mr. Sharps posted:run around smashing antiquities with a big hammer like it’s red faction guerrilla Doing better than the one pope who chiseled all the dicks
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Jan 30, 2024 21:33
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Fortaleza posted:Bring back "peace be with you". That's it actually, everything else is fine Oh yeah, I hate how you have to say, "and with your spirit" when the priest says that. The old "and also with you" was much less clunky, I don't care if the new one is a closer translation of the Latin! While we're at it, change the Nicene Creed back to the version with "one in being" instead of the new "consubstantial".
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Jan 30, 2024 21:49
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Now I'm in a bad mood. Excommunication for any schmuck other than the presider who enters the orans posture during the Our Father!
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Jan 30, 2024 21:51
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I’d do something about all the pedos edit: maybe smash them with a hammer once I’ve run out of priceless artifacts Mr. Sharps has issued a correction as of 22:16 on Jan 30, 2024 |
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Jan 30, 2024 22:02
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Where all the hot chicks at? [whispered conversation ensues] That's not gonna work at all, we gotta set some new ground rules
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Jan 30, 2024 22:23
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*rapidly flipping through the papal Rolodex* Are the Borgias still in this thing? I heard they know how to party
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Jan 30, 2024 22:29
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I would allow native Americans to move into the vatican just to even things up a little bit.
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Jan 30, 2024 22:56
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BULBASAUR posted:i release all the lil boys from the basement Pope assassination speedrun
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Jan 30, 2024 23:18
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I'm making all the American cardinals into slaves of God and force them to work at Catholic brand fast food restaurants, where they can take confession from guys who complain about their burrito being made wrong.
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Jan 30, 2024 23:31
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undercover boss but it’s the pope pretending to be a parishioner at some random american chuch
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Jan 30, 2024 23:33
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looking pensively at the ritz crackers and welches…
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Jan 30, 2024 23:33
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BONGHITZ posted:I just read the name of the rose, that's all I got out of it the movie has some of the most epic looking guys ever put on film
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Jan 30, 2024 23:42
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blow away some empties with guns from the secret gladio cache beneath the vatican
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Jan 30, 2024 23:56
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How many doctrinal paradoxes do you think I could set up before they declare a schism? Also I'd change the official name to Antipope
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Jan 31, 2024 00:03
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giving priests an allowance for erotic massages. no sex thoughMaya Fey posted:the movie has some of the most epic looking guys ever put on film
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Jan 31, 2024 00:47
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Join the axis of resistance. The swiss guard are sent to storm Al-Tanf base in Syria. Excommunicate every Galician fascist I can find.Al! posted:sacrament must be actual human blood and flesh. going full castlevania with it. this must be kept secret from the public at all costs Roman Catholicly: well actually, through the miracle of transubstantiation, they ARE actual flesh and blood. Fortaleza posted:Bring back "peace be with you". That's it actually, everything else is fine TIL the standard Arabic greeting is an Isa quote
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Jan 31, 2024 02:16
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the mass should be conducted in god's language; arabic
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Jan 31, 2024 02:29
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Al! posted:the mass should be conducted in god's language; arabic Aramaic, you mean.
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Jan 31, 2024 02:52
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All Massss done in English but with a Boston accent
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Jan 31, 2024 02:54
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go one step further and insist that every mass includes at least one quote from the boondock saints
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Jan 31, 2024 03:13
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making it a venial sin not to retweet the Papal memes
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Jan 31, 2024 03:20
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the shortest guy out of the screened candidates gets to be pope. they give him a golden gun and a razor sharp cappello romano
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Jan 31, 2024 03:22
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Dogs are sacred animals
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Jan 31, 2024 03:24
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Heal the rift between catholicism and one of america's very specific weird and hosed up versions of protestantism: conduct the mass in tongues sneak in some snake handling too for the kids
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Jan 31, 2024 03:39
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More like tollontee 
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Jan 31, 2024 03:46
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Eat This Glob posted:go one step further and insist that every mass includes at least one quote from the boondocks
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Jan 31, 2024 03:49
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Nix Panicus posted:Heal the rift between catholicism and one of america's very specific weird and hosed up versions of protestantism: conduct the mass in tongues Already happening https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Charismatic_Renewal
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