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post hole digger is this character who is 4 feet tall and 4 feet wide and their superpower is having a surface area of 16 square feet
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:19 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:07 |
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roosevelt looks like an indian charlie sheen and his super power is being so bald it blinds people
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:22 |
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expo is a vape pen filled with DMT
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:27 |
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beeftweeter is a flying cow and when you milk them they look at you and do this
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:28 |
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infernal machines is played by matthew mcconaughey but he’s succumbed to lung cancer which gets in the way of their super power which is looking extra cool while smoking
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 09:30 |
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fart simpson is played by jackie chan but when he was 12 and their super power is they always always have a 2” bluetooth speaker playing skrillex
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 20:26 |
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rotor is played by michael cain and his super power is that everything he touches turns to palmOS
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 20:37 |
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I do NOT know what you are talking about
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 01:03 |
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pokejoe is played by donald trump but the character is much more like tim the tool man taylor. their super power is that their hands ooze our lubricant at all times and they need to wear gloves much like cyclops always needs to wear those googles to protect the innocent
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:44 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:07 |
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290 is played by tom selleck in his prime, and their superpower is just how powerful that moustache is
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 04:42 |