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databasic

baka fwocka fwame posted:

databasic that poster is terrible you dont wanna be them. your posts are def way better just wasnt sure

ty but i have just read some of my posts and i respectfully disagree. i also do not know who this other person is in order to compare.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 00:43

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:40

databasic

my new crime is shitposting and i will continue to do it with only occasional guilt.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 00:44

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

I use my work phone as a bong coaster gently caress a job

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Feb 6, 2024 03:40

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i have called into work sick a few times when i wasn't really sick i just really didn't wanna go to work

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:08

Stoner Sloth

watho posted:

i have called into work sick a few times when i wasn't really sick i just really didn't wanna go to work

ain't nothing wrong with chucking a sickie :australia:

# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

i have called into work sick a few times when i wasn't really sick i just really didn't wanna go to work

lately everyone I work with has been getting away w/ this very thing. I'm contemplating it :hehe:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Feb 6, 2024 07:47

Piss And Shittium

Some mates and I smashed in someones windows with bricks and plant pots when they were on holiday I still think about it sometimes and regret it massively, even though it was years ago. We did some seriously dumb illegal poo poo back then. Morons.

# ? Feb 7, 2024 16:59

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

My crimes wouldn't fit on one page. But I've been working towards being a better person for many years.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 7, 2024 18:39

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

When I was a kid my friends and I peed in the bushes next to a church and I�ve been a devil worshipper ever since.

I am a patient they.

# ? Feb 7, 2024 18:41

ChthonicMasturbatr: born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

In middle school, I decided to larp as an angsty kid. Stole a book from the school library. Got away with it with no issues untila few years later my scrupulosity made me write them an apology letter with money to buy a new book.

# ? Feb 14, 2024 04:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Sometimes if I'm tired of grading I just give people an A because nobody ever complains about getting an A.

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 15, 2024 03:47

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

I drink caffeine after 8 pm....

# ? Feb 20, 2024 21:31

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

I simulated intoxication in public once. But I didn't get caught :smug:

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Feb 21, 2024 05:13

baka of lathspell

i did it all. every crime. you cant punish me for all of them muahahaha

several of these were my posts,

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Feb 21, 2024 18:04

Khanstant

I put the tiny bits of bone in curry

# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:00

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

I constantly tell our customers that we�re working on improving our video service. We absolutely are not lmao.

I am a patient they.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 22:19

Quadramind

I stole a bibble

# ? Feb 21, 2024 23:09

databasic

was it from a hotel because I�m pretty sure they want you to take those

# ? Feb 22, 2024 00:02

Stoner Sloth

I stole all you are crimes :twisted:

# ? Feb 22, 2024 00:11

City of Glompton

posting from Exhibit A

(hello members of the jury. what is your favorite pizza? how is your dog?)

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 22, 2024 00:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

emSparkly posted:

I constantly tell our customers that we’re working on improving our video service. We absolutely are not lmao.

lmao

# ? Feb 22, 2024 07:23

FanofPortals: BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

I mooned a crosswalk late at night when drunk. I walked across it with my rear end hanging out because my friends dared me to do it.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 08:04

Quadramind

Slinging cheese up the glass facade

# ? Feb 22, 2024 13:30

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

I've downloaded all of always sunny, one piece, king of the hill, sailor moon, angry beavers and fairly odd parents :shh:

# ? Feb 23, 2024 22:36

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

e: i already posted this before lol
meaning I SMOKE A WEED ILLEGALLY

Sarah Cenia fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Feb 24, 2024

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:10

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Gaylor Moon posted:

I've downloaded all of always sunny, one piece, king of the hill, sailor moon, angry beavers and fairly odd parents :shh:

You're completely forgiving because of angry beavers, who would convict one of such taste?

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:25

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

i got a mirror in my pocket and i practice lookin hard

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:20

RavenousScoot

Sarah Cenia posted:

i got a mirror in my pocket and i practice lookin hard

is that a mirror in your pocket AND you're happy to see you?

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 25, 2024 19:14

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

blowing up bombs

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 26, 2024 12:26

Quadramind

Lit helicopter on fire

# ? Feb 26, 2024 12:35

Epic Prison Guy

possession of a non cannabinoid synthetic

# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:19

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Epic Prison Guy posted:

possession of a non cannabinoid synthetic

drat that's so crazy hahahagaha

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 27, 2024 17:53

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Epic Prison Guy posted:

possession of a non cannabinoid synthetic

plastic??

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Feb 28, 2024 22:55

databasic

i might be embezzling but the money is made of chocolate and i am sharing it with my coworkers and brazenly declaring it embezzling when i do

is this a crime y/n

# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:16

RavenousScoot

I'm nude under my clothes in public

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:18

databasic

RavenousScoot posted:

I'm nude under my clothes in public

yowzers

# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:20

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

RavenousScoot posted:

I'm nude under my clothes in public

# ? Feb 28, 2024 23:28

RavenousScoot

I like homestuck :unsmith:

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Mar 6, 2024 00:07

RavenousScoot

hurled sideways into one of those trashcans embedded in the wall at a bowling alley one time and got most of it in I think

also sideways into a normal trashcan at a show but that one doesn't count bc the lineup included gwar, icp, and limp bizkit so it was a feature_{it was the one where shaggy 2 dope tried to drop kick fred durst on stage _{in camden the toilet capital of the us of a}} :smith:

_{_{i cleaned a lotta poop in retail I get a freebie}}

aLOTTA POOP!

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Mar 6, 2024 05:40

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:40

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

I signed up for club penguin without my parents� permission.

I am a patient they.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 14:01

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