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RavenousScoot

I drink room temp black coffee
usually don't bother to refridgerate beer
eat kiwi with the skin and hair on
eat shrimp with the tails (tail first!) (as part of a dish, not cocktail style)
eat leftovers first thing in the morning (any type)
will microwave seafood at work

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 02:10

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:58

RavenousScoot

Areola Grande posted:

unforgivable

I only admitted my crimes, didn't ask for forgiveness :twisted:

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 03:07

RavenousScoot

I'm brainstorming new thoughtcrimes rn

#1 illegal imaginary friends
a) strange insect toucan that gives you contageous "toenail jitters"

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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 21:28

RavenousScoot

databasic posted:

define illegal imaginary friends
I have no suggestions for new thoughtcrimes.

how…uh…how many murderers do you know??

illegal imaginary friends is thoughtcrime idea #1

toucanbug with the infectious jitters is illegal imaginary friend idea A
I imagine your car would be searched for them at borders and toll booths like contraband produce or invasive animal species

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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 23:19

RavenousScoot

use a sharpie to graffiti more lines on a brick wall so it looks like it has twice as many bricks

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# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 00:38

RavenousScoot

public urination, but like be decent about it, do it over there away from an audience

public private urination

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# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 03:07

RavenousScoot

emSparkly posted:

When I was 8 I got in trouble for saying I was gonna blow up the school but it wasn’t in like a murderous way I just didn’t like doing homework I swear.

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# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 21:18

RavenousScoot

a system that's essentially privatized welfare you legally must participate in, but it doesn't really do much of anything for most people and is as combatative and obfuscated as possible

any attempt to change it is some pinko poo poo, even though insurance is essentially paying into a welfare pool with none of the benefits and all of the hah gotcha's

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# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 20:53

RavenousScoot

that was more about healthcare but w/e
don't want to feed a political derail in the no politics board

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# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 20:55

RavenousScoot

Sarah Cenia posted:

i got a mirror in my pocket and i practice lookin hard

is that a mirror in your pocket AND you're happy to see you?

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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 19:14

RavenousScoot

I'm nude under my clothes in public

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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 23:18

RavenousScoot

I like homestuck :unsmith:

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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 00:07

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:58

RavenousScoot

hurled sideways into one of those trashcans embedded in the wall at a bowling alley one time and got most of it in I think

also sideways into a normal trashcan at a show but that one doesn't count bc the lineup included gwar, icp, and limp bizkit so it was a feature_{it was the one where shaggy 2 dope tried to drop kick fred durst on stage _{in camden the toilet capital of the us of a}} :smith:

_{_{i cleaned a lotta poop in retail I get a freebie}}

aLOTTA POOP!

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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 05:40

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