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gonna need the deets on library convention pls also my crimes are basically exclusively weed-related and tbh uninteresting. |
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at what point is vaping medicinal marijuana in your own home a crime |
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databasic posted:at what point is vaping medicinal marijuana in your own home a crime A few years ago, while ramping up for a divorce, I would vape and watercolor with like 7 notebooks in front of me. While the first layers would dry, I would add layers to the next, so I have a lot of poo poo like this hanging around:  Then I threw out all my weed and now I do something similar, but in acrylics. I'm working on a nebula mural rn. https://imgur.com/a/EetT0kQ databasic fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jan 31, 2024 |
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Areola Grande posted:tough but fair as always. i'm in jail now do you want some jail crayons the only ones i have are glitter pastel, tho |
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i cried laughing at the GBS star trek thread when i clocked in before official opening hours at work this morning can we find a crime in there? is that anything? 
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ok ty I will spend tonight in the clinker (that’s what we hardened criminals call jail I am so upset that there is not a reading rainbow shooting star smilie rn |
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Feb 1, 2024 05:29
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Areola Grande posted:
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Yesterday I clocked out at work five minutes early. Today I clocked in for work 20 minutes early. |
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RavenousScoot posted:I'm brainstorming new thoughtcrimes rn define illegal imaginary friends I have no suggestions for new thoughtcrimes. Areola Grande posted:I'm sorry 2 disappoint but these are not crimes. tbh I was hoping for a murder or two how…uh…how many murderers do you know?? |
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Feb 1, 2024 22:58
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Areola Grande posted:i'm thinking up some crimes i could do on my way home tonight after work just so i can have something to post about ITT turn right on red from the center lane  or, if you walk/bus, jaywalkplease don't do this |
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Feb 2, 2024 00:24
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open your SO's junk snail mail. now it is f e d e r a l  ...please do not do this |
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Feb 2, 2024 00:35
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have you even thought this through a sharpie will lose ink quickly on brick. you must use paint pens or spray paint what an amateur (edit: i am also an amateur) |
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you have a good point. i am pretty sure i have never signed the back of a credit card. 
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Visions of Valerie posted:i pet dogs when their people weren't looking please continue to do this crime and only this one. unless it is a service dog or a dog with a job (they are doing very important work and must not be distracted) |
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Areola Grande posted:i'm thinking up some crimes i could do on my way home tonight after work just so i can have something to post about ITT This morning I accidentally rolled into the intersection of a turn lane, then the arrow turned red so I was stuck in the intersection but not far enough to block traffic so I just stayed there. |
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Slot posted:i haven't had car insurance for the past year but i drive every day. i know it's illegal but it saves me a lot of money. i kind of miss the crime weed days when i was breaking the law everyday, but now weed is legal so i've resorted to car crimes instead please do not do this, for real. if you get hurt, your medical bills will ruin your life. 
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emSparkly posted:When I was 8 I got in trouble for saying I was gonna blow up the school but it wasn’t in like a murderous way I just didn’t like doing homework I swear. what constitutes a "patient they" tia |
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rear end-penny posted:I don't know what their main account(s) name(s) are but there's someone that gets probed enough and apparently needs to post bad enough that they buy like, several accounts some days. keep an eye open for usernames that are six digit numbers that match their reg dates, followed by a number in parentheses, which is the (nth) account they bought that day. I do not get it either. I do not have the time, content, or money for that. But I have reregistered like 4 times over like 12 years because I forget my user names. databasic fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Feb 5, 2024 |
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Chewbecca posted:You can reset your PW with your email, can't you? Yes. This didn’t help for reasons that are long and boring. |
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Feb 5, 2024 23:04
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Chewbecca posted:Also fwiw I didn't think databasic was numbers guy lol what are bumbers |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:databasic that poster is terrible you dont wanna be them. your posts are def way better just wasnt sure ty but i have just read some of my posts and i respectfully disagree. i also do not know who this other person is in order to compare. |
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Feb 6, 2024 00:43
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my new crime is shitposting and i will continue to do it with only occasional guilt. |
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was it from a hotel because I’m pretty sure they want you to take those |
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Feb 22, 2024 00:02
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i might be embezzling but the money is made of chocolate and i am sharing it with my coworkers and brazenly declaring it embezzling when i do is this a crime y/n |
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RavenousScoot posted:I'm nude under my clothes in public  yowzers
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