USCE 2024: Macklemore Is The New Michael Moore

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haveblue posted:

I mean, did you change a quorum to be 50%+1 rather than somewhat more than that

Nope! It'll be a new set of jackasses doing it in a few years though.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 13:52

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:30

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As long as Centrist Voltron keeps stacking up union wins give me more Centrist Voltron.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 19:42

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Killer robot posted:

He's chasing the Latin vote.

Dum vivere nova Hispania.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2024 23:21

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RBA Starblade posted:

That won't work, everyone knows it's called Weekend at Bernie's

Bernie for veep, that way he has incentive to stay bidens body at his place.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 23:05

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Madkal posted:

Late night TV already has "are you lonely and looking to meet up, well there are hot beautiful women just waiting to talk to you on the phone for $8.99 per minute". I imagine something like that.

Just another great example of Bidenflation. Those used to be $2.99/min when I was younger.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 01:43

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

"Party Leadership" *waves hands*

I love "party leadership" because it always somehow exists as this source of influence separate from the candidates or elected officials at the top of the party

I'm still waiting for "republican party leadership" to stop Trump

Fwiw, Mitch McConnell may actually be trying behind the scenes. If he is and succeeds, I would consider it the one of two positive things his existence achieved. The other would be leaving us a grave to dance on.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 00:32

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RBA Starblade posted:

We need to know about the emerging swifty threat

Swifty Boat Veterans for Truth. Know the threat.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 18:09

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/ErinBanco/status/1757842502118191406

Ok it's aliens again. Russian aliens.

They hacked the Jewish space lasers :tinfoil:

# ¿ Feb 14, 2024 21:05

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rkd_ posted:

https://www.flgov.com/2024/02/15/go...from-activists/

It seems that law is working at least partially correctly imo. I would likely find the presence of a Bible to be obscene in many public school curriculums.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 00:37

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Look, taking action to directly help people just opens you up to personal attacks. The better strategy by far is to do nothing yourself at all, so that you are immune to criticism.

I tried this but I got continually criticized for inaction

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 17:30

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Angry_Ed posted:

Actually killing Hitler 2 would've resulted in Stalin 2 taking over most of Europe so they had to remove them, as seen in the documentary Command & Conquer: Red Alert.

The third incident was a result of Neo Soviet counteragents attempting to remove Einstein 2 from the timeline.

Imagine an infinite number of Hitlers and Einsteins at the edge of a cliff.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2024 22:47

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Normy posted:

Souls trapped forever in a frozen prison. Definitely God's preference!

At least we finally located purgatory.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 01:34

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Dull Fork posted:

Yeah! I've been in a FPTP voting system, I'd like to get a try at a parliamentary system. I think it would be fascinating to see what kind of minor parties could gain traction in the US under such a system! Or, y'know, horrifying?

The Caucasians Hanging Urban Dwellers party of course.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 21:48

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C. Everett Koop posted:

skin was becoming black, making him an active threat to the officers

Woof my dude. You ain't wrong though.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 01:29

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QptgDy8TbCM

i am just thinking of this song when i think of dean.

I can't stop thinking about Howard Dean every time I read Dean Phillips name.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/howard-deans-famous-2004-scream-555744835521

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 18:19

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haveblue posted:

Can I get SNAP benefits for my embryos?

Do the freezer services qualify as childcare expenses?

# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 06:49

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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

Here’s a fun statistical trick using non-normal (statistically speaking) data.

American adults drink on average about 9.7 drinks a week, or over one a day.

60% of Americans drink less than one drink a week.

That’s because the top 10%, that’s about 24M people, drink 74 drinks a week or a little over 10 a day. Every day.

Can confirm. At my worst I'd get an 18 pack of rolling Rock and it'd last me a day and a half. I'm down to zero a week now thankfully.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 05:40

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PharmerBoy posted:

Trump playing Fortunate Son at a rally is a level of irony poisoning I may not survive.

I mean, he ain't no senator's son...

quote:

But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah

Feeling like this lyric has become kinda true as well with the court judgements piling on :laugh:

# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 19:12

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lobster shirt posted:

thinking about raprock obama this morning

Barack the Raprock Obama isn't a bad rebrand.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 16:35

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zoux posted:

That's the weird thing, she's not a bad public speaker

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1766139478668685427

I guess she just choked

Love to see ghouls get the yips.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 18:29

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Please don't, goons don't understand betting odds

I want to cover the money line with the under/over via spread parlay.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 12:06

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I remember my commute times got shorter for some reason.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 17:41

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Looks like it's time to juice the apple :smug:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^gently caress

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 18:53

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Are we sure Trump didn't body jump?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 01:05

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haveblue posted:

Are there any estimates yet for when the replacement bridge will begin erection?

Maybe erection would happen faster if we showed it some pictures of curvy bridges?

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 19:07

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Angry_Ed posted:

yeah that's only like 4 F-35s (I know that's not how budgets work but still)

Man these pickup truck costs are out of control.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 07:04

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Professor Beetus posted:

Buddy, a few years back I was on a tug job in the bering sea for a whole month

Glad to see you were able to bear the strain with seamen.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 16:11

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haveblue posted:

We now return you to the thread's real topic: getting probated for trying to discuss I/P

I believe the probes are for discussing the moderation around I/P and going out of thread scope.

Also, we seem to have gotten a field of tugs, pulls, blows, and poles.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 16:56

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koolkal posted:

For the crime of tired driving, 30 years in the isocube.

Former coworker of mine had to do several years after tired driving to get to a job and causing an accident that ended up killing another driver. Don't tired drive please.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 07:25

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C. Everett Koop posted:

I can't believe the real killer finally got around to taking care of OJ as well.

...entropy?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 21:29

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I thought measure 50 in Oregon was bad, but California is on another level there. Measure 50 caps property assessed value growth at 3% per year. Its slowly starving local governments since it's passage in 1997.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 23:41

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Marsha Blackburn is a WoW antagonist rear end name.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 16:51

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FizFashizzle posted:

Can't believe he actually took John Oliver's offer.

We need to give John Oliver a honorary tri corner hat.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 21:35

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haveblue posted:

Once the NH population is weakened by preventable diseases, the bears will win

They've already started, this is just going to accelerate it.

https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:37

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Sure, but .. . Trump is literally under indictment for 96 felonies

That's 96 presumptions of innocence for right now. The most presumed innocent president ever!

# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:56

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Failboattootoot posted:

This is a rude-rear end thing to say about fire ants. They might be miserable insects but they still don't deserve this level of abuse.

Agreed. Fire ants at least help keep pest insect populations down. What has Ted Cruz done that's on their level?

# ¿ May 5, 2024 23:26

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Willa Rogers posted:

Politico had an interesting piece last week breaking down data about online donations, and how they've changed the landscape of political fundraising:

Here are the top online fundraisers for 2024-Q1.

Senate:

House: