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u like wot m8?
Stinky
Only slightly stinky (smells like teen spirit)
Nice smelling
I should probably put a Goku option in because that is expected in a GBS poll!
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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
So you like stinky girls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3MxEHQk644

Or do you prefer the "nice smelling" variety?

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I am smelly.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Define 'nice smelling'

I'm a girl and smell my pits and farts.

Smells ok to me

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
The musk is to attract mates. Any male specimen that can’t handle it is clearly not fit for the gene pool.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If you can't handle me at my smelliest, you don't deserve me at my genepooliest

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Treecko posted:

Define 'nice smelling'

I'm a girl and smell my pits and farts.

Smells ok to me

lol hell yeah.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


They call me a smelly kelly.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Just had one in my office and now the place reeks of perfume. Why do people do this to themselves, its like loving chemical warfare, it sucks.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AcidCat posted:

Just had one in my office and now the place reeks of perfume. Why do people do this to themselves, its like loving chemical warfare, it sucks.

freaking hate this poo poo

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
all women are blasted with a caustic lye solution from a high-pressure nozzle for several minutes before they are allowed into my residence

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


ChickenHeart posted:

all women are blasted with a caustic lye solution from a high-pressure nozzle for several minutes before they are allowed into my residence

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dervival
Apr 23, 2014

ChickenHeart posted:

all women are blasted with a caustic lye solution from a high-pressure nozzle for several minutes before they are allowed into my residence

oh that's why every chick I've met has called you a liar, it was actually 'lyer' all along

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
half and half

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

All girls are stinky if u know where to sniff op

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

This is distressingly-close to actual training slides I've seen when going through chem/bio emergency response classes

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm more into nasty, op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aQndRqi3jE

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
drat I think this thread was supposed to have been posted yesterday

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

drat I think this thread was supposed to have been posted yesterday

Nostradumbass had an off-by-one error apparently

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
are we talking like a provolone or a swiss?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
In high school I was stinky boy.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Grey Cat posted:

I am smelly.

This is cultural appropriation from the dog community.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Luvcow posted:

are we talking like a provolone or a swiss?

You gotta leave the prov alone

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Pheromones are one helluva ride

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


smelly girl smelly girl, what are they feeding you?

ha ha like that song in f.r.i.e.n.d.s

FinnDiesel
Feb 13, 2013


If a girl hides her smell, what else is she hiding?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'm no snob, I'm ok with sparkling funk.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

but I'm only stinky because a pipe in my basement is busted and I'm waiting on it being fixed. bowls and washcloths can only help so much :(

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I like 'em to smell like the incense section of a head shop, so I guess that's slightly stinky.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
dumpster boy born and bred

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I'm not a girl but the seal on my washing machine door broke last night and flooded my kitchen near the kitty litty so now I have a soggy moggy (and kitchen and fuckered washing machine)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Good name for an all girl punk band

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Changing my name to Grey Skunk.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




free hubcaps posted:

All girls are stinky if u know where to sniff op

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
B.O. means "Beauty Odor", it's like those French cheeses that smell like rotting corpses at the bottom of a well-used septic tank but people eat it because it's fancy. Sounds like you need to be fancy, OP.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Grey Cat posted:

Changing my name to Grey Skunk.



I can't remember if the girl is supposed to be a skunk or a cat

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Rappaport posted:



I can't remember if the girl is supposed to be a skunk or a cat

The cat that pepe thinks is a skunk.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Rappaport posted:



I can't remember if the girl is supposed to be a skunk or a cat

The girl is a black cat that usually somehow gets covered in white paint in such a way as to resemble a skunk

Also I stink like Indian food, I assume to the delight of those around me!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I always try to wear perfume that contains thing people are allergic to. It's like my colourful pattern. Oh ho, can't come near me, you'll go into shock!

Also having somehow missed getting COVID and having extremely sensitive sense of smell is now a nightmare in public spaces. People were bad before but now they're dumping twice the amount of whatever they're using on themselves because their sense of smell is so bad now.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If you dump perfume on garbage, it just smells like sweet garbage.

You can use as much Axe/Lynx as you want, you still need to wash yourself.

People are nasty af

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


when i lived under a bridge the girls who would hang out and take drugs with me etc sometimes were all pretty stinky i miss them

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