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u like wot m8?
Stinky
Only slightly stinky (smells like teen spirit)
Nice smelling
I should probably put a Goku option in because that is expected in a GBS poll!
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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I voted for goku naturally.

If someone could make and market a goku scented perfume or cologne, the forums would go nuts.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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kntfkr posted:

goku is a cartoon

And?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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DamnCanadian posted:

Every time my daughter sits in bed with us to watch a movie, she rips nasty farts and we have to kick her out

My niece has gotten up at the Christmas dinner table, walked around to my chair and told me to slide back, sat in my lap and farted before getting back up and going back to her chair to resume dinner. :3:

Thats not the first time she's deliberately sat in my lap, farted and moved on.
I love her. She's definitely one of the family.

She's 16 now, I can't wait to mention that if/when she gets married.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Lt. Cock posted:

my little brother would back his rear end up into yours and fart as hard as he could

its very funny unless it's happening to you

When I worked in the kitchen at Denny's we'd pin each other to the counter with our asses and fart on people too.


Treecko posted:

I can top your uncle

Uhhhhh...........what?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Imagine that song called "Stupid Girl" by the band Garbage.

But instead its "Stinky Girl".

Wouldn't that be a trip?

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Grey Cat posted:

Her palms are sweaty, brown streaks, arms are hairy
There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spaghetti
She's dirty, but on the surface, she looks embalmed and ready
To drop logs, but she keeps on forgetting
What she wiped down, the whole crowd cries out loud
She opens her mouth, and the smell spills on out
She's spewin', how? Everybody's chokin' now
Her socks air out, the smell, jesus, wow...


The legend lives on from the vagina on down
to the big box they call stinky coochie
Some vaginas its said they can smell like the dead
when the ails of menstruation turn gloomy.

With a load in that hole 26,000 sperms more
than the coochie would have when its empty
That vagina full of goo from a bone full of splooge
When the wails of an orgasm came early

That box was a prize between some woman's thighs
when she got laid at some place in Wisconsin.
As the big boxes go it was tighter than most
With labia and clitoris well seasoned.
Containing the sperm from some guy's little worm
When she left that load in there to season
And later that night when she decided to bang
Could it be all that splooge she was feelin?


I can do the whole song but ehh, I probably won't its already kinda :yikes:

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