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 +Pizza slice lasts you a week +Sleep in a matchbox, the coziest of cartoon mouse beds +Phone screens are now theater-sized -Cats see you as 'snack-sized' -Chipmunk voice +Swim in Jello -Shitposting takes significantly-longer as you have to run across the keyboard to type out words -Laws of thermodynamics making it impossible for you to generate enough body heat to stay alive +Constant underboob view of everyone if that's your thing +Parakeet flying steed +Wear makeshift loincloth/toga and no-one can complain unless they tailor tiny clothes just for you -Now a valid target for Smurf crime organizations +Basically immune to lethal heights -Everyone expects you to fight crime -Honestly most dogs would probably kill you on sight too +Big marshmallow 
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Pros: Cheap clothes Cheap food Cheap housing Cheap flight expenses Niche fetishes Cons: Everything is out to kill you Nobody listens to you Need a booster seat for your booster seat Everyone calls you, "little" Niche fetishes
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Feb 1, 2024 19:14
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Cons: - Agnes Moorehead kills you after you terrorize her for hours (and it turns out she was actually a giant alien the whole time)
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Feb 1, 2024 19:17
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Honey, I shrunk the guy!
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-lower center of gravity makes it harder for people to push your over or lose your balance
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Pros: Hitbox Cons: Healthpool
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-Your nemesis is ants
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EDF!!!
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Grey Cat posted:Niche fetishes That one season of "The Boys" awoke great, terrible things in so many people klosterdev posted:-Your nemesis is ants Unless it's that cool ant from Honey I Shrunk the Kids
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Pros: Less likely to hit your head on a branch when walking in a forest. If you trip and fall, it's a really short fall. Cons: You get stepped on accidentally. If someone closes a door you have to stand outside yelling, "HEY! Can somebody let me in!" Even worse if it is cold outside.
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how little are we talking? like 5'11"?
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Little body means your hog looks bigger by comparison
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So I’ve been told
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you can buy a hotwheels lamborghinni for $5 and pay a 8 year old another $5 to send you down the loop de loop for as many times as you want
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoiDgJ1Qkdw
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+ getting pots and pans out of the lower cabinets - getting pots and pans up on the stove
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im 6'2" i was grocery shopping and this short lady asked me to grab something on the top shelf and i obliged. then i asked her to return the favor and grab me something from the bottom shelf and she did not oblige!!! last time i help out a short person reach something. smh...
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Teeny little super guy seemed to be okay with it, and he was permanently affixed to a drinking cup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjvt6xqKwV8
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Short kings ain’t kings and that’s just facts
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I’m 3’7”
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This thread just reminds me of the time Mike Tyson picked up a little person that he thought was a kid and started playing with him like he was a kid. Still makes me chuckle a bit.
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Feb 1, 2024 20:36
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You can punch or even bite tall guys right in their drat balls
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Pros: Fit better in airplane seats Not constantly fighting off  who want your attentionAble to climb tall things Cons: Everything else
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bro couldn't just let go/pop 1 or 2 balloons and died of asphyxiation in the mesosphere
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You can punch or even bite tall guys right in their drat balls I had a roommate in college that said almost this exact thing to a tall guy giving him poo poo about his height. "Haha, you know what you're the perfect height for?" Makes hand gestures like he's getting head. Roommate, "Yeah, punching you in the dick."
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Internetjack posted:I had a roommate in college that said almost this exact thing to a tall guy giving him poo poo about his height. I think I've seen that one before.
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Why are they immune to lethal heights?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Why are they immune to lethal heights? more little = lower terminal velocity; also square cube law ensuring things with low mass don't splatter on hitting a surface like you would
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Why are they immune to lethal heightsth
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Cons: If we're talking fetish small, your brain wouldn't facilitate the level of cognition of a human being poo poo, maybe that's the move
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klosterdev posted:-Your nemesis is ants Ian?
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little fellas have less spinal trauma. shout out.
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Easier to find taller women
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life-size barbies 
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ChickenHeart posted:more little = lower terminal velocity; also square cube law ensuring things with low mass don't splatter on hitting a surface like you would numberoneposter posted:the same way bugs dont take falling damage dumbass Wouldn't you still get internal organ damage from stuff like your brain getting rattled or spine dislocation? e: Look, I'll be up front here. I'm getting shrunk in 2.5 hours and I just wanna have my bases covered. I ain't no scientist guy, just a man with a ton of ant pheromones and a dream DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Feb 2, 2024 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Wouldn't you still get internal organ damage from stuff like your brain getting rattled or spine dislocation? A 3" man would weigh like 6 grams tops. If he fell stomach flat he'd have a terminal velocity of .69mph (nice), you'd be fine, just don't land on your head.
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There's a cool mystery game on Steam where you are a tiny cop that you guys would probably like https://store.steampowered.com/app/2385720/The_Police_Mystery/
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Lt. Cock posted:There's a cool mystery game on Steam where you are a tiny cop that you guys would probably like Looking at trailer. Oh cool shoot ants. Cops are running. Lady slowly about to sit on the tiny policeman. 
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cumpantry posted:weed lasts forever.. https://i.imgur.com/WX6ODcY.mp4
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