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# ? Feb 3, 2024 00:44 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 12:17 |
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*trying to sound knowledgeable* politics eh? you ever heard of this guy "taintrunner"?
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 02:52 |
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Oh. Castro took all your granddad's slaves?
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 02:54 |
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you volunteered for hillary? that's so cool, i used to game with a guy who died in benghazi
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 02:57 |
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You have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton? Lets take separate cars
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 03:03 |
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The first girl I ever dated turned out to be the daughter of a big shot Hungarian fascist and this thread has me remembering that whole era
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 03:15 |
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*little red book poking out of my pocket* baby I'm hanging zedong
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 09:28 |
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"... so at this point in the timeline theres this guy, Caro, hes styling himself as both a medic and a photojournalist at the same time... where are you going this is the funny bit"
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 17:38 |
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fanfic insert posted:where are you going this is the funny bit"
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:20 |
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haha yeah thats crazy, thats wild
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:21 |
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ikanreed posted:Oh. Castro took all your granddad's slaves? lol this happened to me. her dad drove a viper gts
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:25 |
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VideoKid posted:yes lol and how long now have you been married
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:26 |
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Suck a Dick No Homo posted:Once I had a date end sourly because she kept insisting hockey players never flop and I was like wellll sometimes they might embellish contact or something but she was very insistent no and she finished her drink and left lol
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:34 |
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she's right tho they never do
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:35 |
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hockey fans are so funny about flopping
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:35 |
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yeah uh, I get it, but the 3rd reich just wouldn't have lasted even if they won the war. Wasn't stable
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:36 |
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I don't have any funny dating stories I once called someone at grad school a good German and they tried to fight me over it while an actual German student was just laughing into their beer
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:39 |
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Just steer the conversation onto a light hearted political topic everyone is comfortable discussing. Ask them if they would kill baby Hitler.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:41 |
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I would get him during his starving artist phase. way less problematic and I'm still confident I'd be able to take him down
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:42 |
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no one was gonna miss artist hitler
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:43 |
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fosborb posted:
So my old job was chud central and i used this technique every time someone was like "trump is going turn those Mexicans into paste". I have zero desire to talk politics at work, especially with a chud. One time though I came into the break room for a quick nap and some old lady said something about the Democrats killing all the babys and I just auto pilot did haha yeah. Her eyes went empty and she just stared at her food. When I left she was tearing up.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 19:24 |
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she showed up with the red hat and within ten minutes I was slipping on a red hat.
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 19:31 |
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Lpzie posted:she showed up with the red hat and within ten minutes I was slipping on a red hat. Mr president?
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 19:33 |
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Buck Wildman posted:no one was gonna miss artist hitler a funny thing to say to an MFA student
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# ? Feb 3, 2024 19:41 |
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Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 00:52 |
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Crazypoops posted:So my old job was chud central and i used this technique every time someone was like "trump is going turn those Mexicans into paste". I have zero desire to talk politics at work, especially with a chud. One time though I came into the break room for a quick nap and some old lady said something about the Democrats killing all the babys and I just auto pilot did haha yeah. Her eyes went empty and she just stared at her food. When I left she was tearing up. Lol.
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 00:54 |
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Weka posted:Lol.
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 00:55 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 01:00 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao but did you get head
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 02:51 |
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:but did you get head No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 03:31 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao HashtagGirlboss posted:No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself lmfao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 03:59 |
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Homeless Friend posted:lmfao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:00 |
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Homeless Friend posted:lmfao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:05 |
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man that's a good line lol
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:06 |
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It was HashtagGirlboss' personal Nov 8th
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:13 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself lol rip
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:24 |
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Homeless Friend posted:lmfao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 05:09 |
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Homeless Friend posted:lmfao
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 05:10 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself you had it in the bag bro............
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 05:15 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 12:17 |
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*several hours later* so like I was saying, remember when I was saying this? i was all Dump Trump -- like we're all are -- but now im a....... Drill Hil!! !
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# ? Feb 4, 2024 05:29 |