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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
:derp:

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

*trying to sound knowledgeable* politics eh? you ever heard of this guy "taintrunner"?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Oh. Castro took all your granddad's slaves?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you volunteered for hillary? that's so cool, i used to game with a guy who died in benghazi

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

You have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

Lets take separate cars

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

The first girl I ever dated turned out to be the daughter of a big shot Hungarian fascist and this thread has me remembering that whole era

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
*little red book poking out of my pocket* baby I'm hanging zedong

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
"... so at this point in the timeline theres this guy, Caro, hes styling himself as both a medic and a photojournalist at the same time... where are you going this is the funny bit"

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

fanfic insert posted:

where are you going this is the funny bit"

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

haha yeah thats crazy, thats wild

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

ikanreed posted:

Oh. Castro took all your granddad's slaves?

lol this happened to me. her dad drove a viper gts

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



and how long now have you been married

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Suck a Dick No Homo posted:

Once I had a date end sourly because she kept insisting hockey players never flop and I was like wellll sometimes they might embellish contact or something but she was very insistent no and she finished her drink and left

lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


she's right tho they never do

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

hockey fans are so funny about flopping

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

yeah uh, I get it, but the 3rd reich just wouldn't have lasted even if they won the war. Wasn't stable

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I don't have any funny dating stories I once called someone at grad school a good German and they tried to fight me over it while an actual German student was just laughing into their beer

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Just steer the conversation onto a light hearted political topic everyone is comfortable discussing. Ask them if they would kill baby Hitler.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I would get him during his starving artist phase. way less problematic and I'm still confident I'd be able to take him down

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


no one was gonna miss artist hitler

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



fosborb posted:


haha yeah

So my old job was chud central and i used this technique every time someone was like "trump is going turn those Mexicans into paste". I have zero desire to talk politics at work, especially with a chud. One time though I came into the break room for a quick nap and some old lady said something about the Democrats killing all the babys and I just auto pilot did haha yeah. Her eyes went empty and she just stared at her food. When I left she was tearing up.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

she showed up with the red hat and within ten minutes I was slipping on a red hat.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Lpzie posted:

she showed up with the red hat and within ten minutes I was slipping on a red hat.

Mr president?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Buck Wildman posted:

no one was gonna miss artist hitler

a funny thing to say to an MFA student

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Crazypoops posted:

So my old job was chud central and i used this technique every time someone was like "trump is going turn those Mexicans into paste". I have zero desire to talk politics at work, especially with a chud. One time though I came into the break room for a quick nap and some old lady said something about the Democrats killing all the babys and I just auto pilot did haha yeah. Her eyes went empty and she just stared at her food. When I left she was tearing up.

Lol.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao

but did you get head

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

but did you get head

No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lol Ill never forget a date I went on like the Saturday before the 2016 election. I think Ive posted about it once or twice but obviously the conversation got into Hillary v Trump and she asked me who I was voting for and I knew she was deep into hilldawg so I said you know, I was always gonna vote against him but by now Im definitely voting for her. Which absolutely thrilled her she thought that was great lmao

HashtagGirlboss posted:

No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself

lmfao

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

man that's a good line lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
It was HashtagGirlboss' personal Nov 8th

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


HashtagGirlboss posted:

No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself

lol rip

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

HashtagGirlboss posted:

No. The line absolutely killed but then I got too drunk and made an absolute rear end out of myself

you had it in the bag bro............

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
*several hours later*

so like I was saying, remember when I was saying this? i was all Dump Trump -- like we're all are -- but now im a....... Drill Hil!! !

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