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Please explain your company and how much you want for a chunk of equity. I’ll let you know if I’m in.
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Hello I am standing on a shark tank, please don't pull that big red lever over there
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Oh gently caress I'mma die I'mma die all these goddamn sharks how the gently caress do I get out of this tank without being eaten alive
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Hello Dragons I'm here with my idea to make a show about selling businesses to a bunch of investors or "Sharks".
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Feb 3, 2024 04:16
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well, basically I noticed no company is using the stock symbol rear end so my idea is to base a company around that buy in is forty million dollars
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Feb 3, 2024 04:20
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It's called the "dick sucking factory".
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Feb 3, 2024 04:22
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Mr. Meagles posted:well, basically I noticed no company is using the stock symbol rear end so my idea is to base a company around that I’m in love with your enthusiasm. But I’m more of a BOOB investor. And for that reason, I’m out.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:32
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I'm developing a robot that can make good posts for you. Just input your desired parameters like so... "beep boop, toasters with touchscreens on them are optimal for toa--" Heh! Well, I'm still working out the kinks! You could be in on this for only 1million dollars.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:34
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You can find plant-based vegan substitutes for all sorts of meat products. Vegan cheese, vegan eggs, vegan bacon. But where are the food substitutes for carnivores? We're making "non-vegan" fruits and vegetables out of meat to sell to lovely chudbros for $5 an ounce. We're calling them MAN FOOD.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:36
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Grey Cat posted:I'm developing a robot that can make good posts for you. Just input your desired parameters like so... My posts are bad. I’m in.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:37
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I wanna sell ghost guns and meth
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Feb 3, 2024 04:38
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I'm gonna make a video game that has Pokémon. And guns. No I'm not with Nintendo. There will be survival elements, and crafting, and Pokémon with guns.
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Feb 3, 2024 04:47
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Nooner posted:I wanna sell ghost guns and meth I’ll give you $100 million for 1% ownership
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Feb 3, 2024 04:59
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we use AI to create a custom jelqing schedule and jelq kit for a sixteen week jelq program partnered with 24/7 online jelqountability teams AI enhanced jelq coaching sessions, you can track your progress and share with other jelqers using our iphone and android app seeking $500,000 for a 10% stake
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Feb 3, 2024 04:59
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it’s a chair you can poop into and the poop will go away unless it’s too big of course
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Feb 3, 2024 05:00
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can i have some money please?
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Feb 3, 2024 05:02
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Never seen it. Is that the show that made trump a thing?
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Feb 3, 2024 05:05
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Bees. I'll give you a percentage of the bees, not a cut of my revenue or profits, you can just buy into some bees.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:05
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marbles... but their square. just ten dollars for 50% stake.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:14
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oh yeah btw my companies name is squarbles.
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Today, I am giving you the opportunity, to get in on the bottom floor of this new, 1999 internet forum called: som.......
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Feb 3, 2024 05:17
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What patterns are on these squarbles?
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covidstomper58 posted:What patterns are on these squarbles? cats eye to start easy. stripes. we can get some glitter in there too. racing stripes because we definitely acknowledge the marble racing community. shout out to Tom Karen. we're open to suggestions though so anything is possible at this time.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:23
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My multi-media company is called Tubular Productions and it makes authentic 1990's era commericals, books, songs, and anything a client wants specially ordered specifically in the slick veneer of the 1990's. The corporate culture that is a return to the patronizing anti-homosexuality, minority relations, transphobia and women's rights of the 1990's.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:28
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flubber nuts posted:cats eye to start easy. stripes. we can get some glitter in there too. racing stripes because we definitely acknowledge the marble racing community. shout out to Tom Karen. we're open to suggestions though so anything is possible at this time. You sound like you have a creative vision and relentless focus on good consumer experiences. Are there different textures as well? Popcorn or 100 grit or glass smooth? What's the reflectivity like?
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Feb 3, 2024 05:29
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Give me a million dollars or I'll release the evidence that proves you murdered a dude with your boat and covered it up by saying your wife did it by accident.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:32
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two words edible headphones
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Dragons I implore you, I don't care about the show or the money - I'm just asking for mercy for 100% of my life! Hmm that's a no from me. Drop him in the tank.
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Feb 3, 2024 05:55
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You’ve heard of vajazzle, well I’ve created something like it but for men
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Feb 3, 2024 05:56
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beans 2.0
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Sharks: if you’re like me, you love books. “But .random,” you say, “how can I fit them in my rear end?” That’s where Squidgee comes in - the world’s first and only anus-first book company. We’ve already secured 13 patents and had these prototypes made for you to try today. Go ahead and give them a shot! We have offers for placement on the shelves of major retailers but we are looking for your capital - and more importantly expertise - on turning Squidgee into a name brand. We’re looking for $800 million for 18%. Squidgee. We’ve redesigned the reading experience from the bottom up.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:two words  what are teh macros on these are we talking like 20g protein / 30g carbs / 5g fat or what
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it's a glove I wear to strangle birds. $10 million. i don't need your money, I will strangle the birds and you will not stop me, but if you pay me you can watch
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Donkeee get outta muh swamp. Oh. You said shark tank, not Shrek tank. My bad.
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I'm gah
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when you stab an alive person they die, but when you stab a dead person they're still dead? I don't think it should work that way, $50 million and I'll make it work right
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covidstomper58 posted:You sound like you have a creative vision and relentless focus on good consumer experiences. Are there different textures as well? Popcorn or 100 grit or glass smooth? sorry im falling asleep can i get back to you in the morning?
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Feb 3, 2024 06:59
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I punch out Kevin O'Leary and give him a Cleveland Steamer. THEY PAY ME GOOD MONEY FOR THIS poo poo, BUT YOU'RE GETTIN' IT FOR FREE! HOW YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FAT gently caress???
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you give me $3m and i wont hide surströmming in the studio hvac system
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