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Duck and Cover posted:Hello Dragons I'm here with my idea to make a show about selling businesses to a bunch of investors or "Sharks". It'll never work. I'm out!
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Feb 4, 2024 21:27
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databasic posted:shrek tank Snark Shank. It's a prison knife for people who give me attitude. Sharks I just need one and I only need $5 for supplies and a 49% controlling stake.
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Feb 4, 2024 21:32
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XYZAB posted:Snark Shank. It's a prison knife for people who give me attitude. you're an attitude 
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Feb 4, 2024 21:40
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The first time I heard of this show was through a youtube video that showed a clip from each one of its international variants. You could instantly tell when the American version popped up because there was a black dude on the panel.  Legit one of my most patriotic moments.
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Feb 4, 2024 21:46
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There's one from Africa (I forget whether it's Kenya or Nigeria) called Lion's Den 
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Feb 4, 2024 22:33
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Brrrmph posted:Please explain your company and how much you want for a chunk of equity. I’ll let you know if I’m in. my company makes heelys for dogs and cats and skateboards for birds. for 1% equity i need 1 billion dollars dont try to low ball me i know what i have
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Feb 4, 2024 22:36
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welcome to shart kank
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Feb 4, 2024 22:43
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snergle posted:my company makes heelys for dogs and cats and skateboards for birds. for 1% equity i need 1 billion dollars dont try to low ball me i know what i have this is the most clear-cut easy money i have ever seen 0% risk 100% reward
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Feb 4, 2024 22:52
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databasic posted:you're an attitude I'd like to offer you $400,000 for a 51% controlling intererest stake in "Snark  "
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Feb 4, 2024 23:09
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mailorder bees posted:welcome to shart skank
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Feb 4, 2024 23:10
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"Hello snarks, I come before you today demonstrating my newest invention: the auto-ejaculator. Watch closely."
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Feb 4, 2024 23:13
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XYZAB posted:I'd like to offer you $400,000 for a 51% controlling intererest stake in "Snark declined because of suspicions 
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Feb 4, 2024 23:14
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Hello Sharks I propose a spinoff called Snark Thanks whereby contestants attempt to pitch insults at our panel of assholes for 40 minutes in the style of a collaborative free-form interpretive improv troupe. Basically the idea needs fleshing out but I'm hoping to sell it on the strength of using this relatively unknown Pearl Jam song as the show's theme which I am hereby asking you for $60,000,000 to secure the rights for. The hook is that every contestant, whether they pass or fail, is encouraged to leave the stage shouting "Thanks a lot, assholes!" At which point we fast zoom into their face and star wipe to credits, again featuring the following song, and also Eddie Vedder is guest judge whether he likes it or not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7gkGmOeFbs
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Feb 4, 2024 23:23
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databasic posted:declined because of suspicions Thanks a lot, rear end in a top hat!
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Feb 4, 2024 23:24
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the star wipe convinced me. their heart is in it; everyone give this person money.
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Feb 4, 2024 23:24
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databasic posted:the star wipe convinced me. their heart is in it; everyone give this person money. 
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Feb 4, 2024 23:29
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for a minute there i thought i was on the show "heart sank" but it turns out that was just the anticipation killing me
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Feb 4, 2024 23:32
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Given the recent 'tunneling' craze hitting the world, we're selling an above ground tunneling experience for novices and experts alike. *Rolls out a gigantic human-sized ant farm that is 2000 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 10 stories tall.* We're looking for $1M for a 10% share.
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Feb 5, 2024 01:29
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[opens palm and dumps a bunch of woodlice on the table] Woodlice. There's a lot more where they came from. I'm looking for two million, in for 20%.
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Feb 5, 2024 02:32
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His sharks. I'm selling a new pocketable device called CobSpotter that can use AI to detect the fourth -dimensional fractal corn-phage and show you what stuff will look after its kernel-function-system is iterated. We believe that using these tools corn people and regular people can share our world peacefully. We're asking asking for everything you've got because as you know we'll all end up in the field unless CobSpotter succeeds. moist banana bread fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Feb 5, 2024 |
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Feb 5, 2024 03:46
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My wife and I crochet artisanal dog condoms. We're offering a 49% ownership for $750,000
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Feb 5, 2024 03:49
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Hello Sharks, my name is Sean, and I've developed a groundbreaking new way to wipe your rear end. Through years of meticulous research and development, I have gathered strong data that suggests the antiquated methods of "front-to-back" and "back-to-front" wiping are shockingly ineffective in comparison to what I am about to show you today. Enter... The SideSwiper. Requiring only minor modifications to your standard toilet seat, this new product will blow the minds of habitual shitters worldwide, transforming the mundane routine of expelling waste into the highlight of their day. By utilizing state-of-the-art technology that hybridizes a dry wipe with a patented modified bidet, users can eliminate all risk of blasting poo poo particles at their balls or pussy while cutting down their toilet paper usage to a third. The SideSwiper. You'll want to sit down for this. We've brought in a demo unit to show you the ins and outs of our product. Can I get a volunteer?
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Feb 5, 2024 04:08
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It's like a sock that you cum into, but you cannot wear it on your feet. 30 big ones, and half the company is yours.
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Feb 5, 2024 05:17
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Uber Eats but for sex All the services are provided by contractors, thereby shielding us from any legal liability Give me one billion dollars
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Feb 5, 2024 05:53
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Sharks, this baby clothes company means a lot to me, I once saw a baby and it made me cry, and, I learned I would be a poo poo parent, because I invested EVERYTHING in this company. hulk hogan meat shoes junior is everything to me!
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Feb 5, 2024 07:18
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In France the show is called Snail Tank because the French snail is known for its savviness in business
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Feb 5, 2024 10:52
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You've all heard the rumors Sharks, Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes. But what are they? They're a feeling. They came from a dream, but, after a brief flirtation with reality, they returned to the land of dreams. But now they're back, maybe for the first time. Nobody really knows for sure. All we know is that Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes are not a cognito hazard. Those rumors are lies, they do not disrupt thoughts or cause pain. It is normal to hear music in your blood.
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Feb 5, 2024 18:48
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its just onlyfans but with loot box mechanics
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Feb 5, 2024 19:46
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A new pill with one of the following effects at various probabilities: - get high - orgasm - win a million dollars - death
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Feb 5, 2024 20:30
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pig labeled 3 posted:Hello Sharks, my name is Sean, and I've developed a groundbreaking new way to wipe your rear end. Through years of meticulous research and development, I have gathered strong data that suggests the antiquated methods of "front-to-back" and "back-to-front" wiping are shockingly ineffective in comparison to what I am about to show you today. You laugh, but I recently saw a YouTube of a 30-year-old ad for a wand onto which you stick your toilet paper so you don't have to stick your hand back and under there. If there was a patent it's surely expired by now so some enterprising individual really ought to take it to the Tank.
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Feb 7, 2024 19:21
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Hi Sharks. These days, time is a premium, and we're all on our phones using apps to try and save time. Why, there's an app to pay your bills, to get a checkup, even one that functions like a calculator! You've heard of an app before, but have you ever heard of an app... for your apps? I call it the App-etizer, it's an app that allows you to organize all your apps. It has a $30 a month user fee and in-app advertising. Last year we had 10 purchases and this year we're on track to nearly DOUBLE that. That's right, almost 200% growth! Sharks, this is one App-etizer you're NOT gonna want to pass up. I'm asking for $12 million for a 5% share in my company.
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Feb 7, 2024 19:28
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No, sorry, there's just too many moving parts for me. I'm out!
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Feb 7, 2024 20:01
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Stunt-Puffin posted:. It is normal to hear music in your blood. And that brings up my pitch! Apple revolutionized the industry with airpods, but can we go smaller? Yes! With our new blood conduction technology your body will literally "pulse" to the beat, giving the deepest bass and most visceral thrills. Mr Wonderful, you already have a pacemaker, so listen to this!
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Feb 7, 2024 20:01
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Tunicate posted:And that brings up my pitch! Apple revolutionized the industry with airpods, but can we go smaller? 🎶 Sunday, bloody sundaaaay! 🎶
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Feb 13, 2024 03:58
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1988 GMC Jimmy no reverse been sat for a whiele $100000
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Feb 13, 2024 16:24
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so which of you's suckin?
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Feb 13, 2024 17:55
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Hey sharks, for $15 an hour you can do anything you want to me, please just go nuts
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Feb 13, 2024 18:07
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Chief McHeath posted:1988 GMC Jimmy no reverse been sat for a whiele $100000 NO LOWBALLERS OR TIRE KICKERS PRICE IS FIRM I KNOW WHAT I GOT
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Feb 13, 2024 18:10
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They should call you King Wonderful on account of all the royalty deals you pitch *pause for laughter* OK, essentially what I have here is a blender with a clock radio attached...
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