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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT you are on Shark Tank
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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

 Hi Sharks. Mr. Wonderful, I have the perfect pitch for you specifically. Lets say you and your wife have been drinking a little too much and you're on a boat in the middle of a lake. How the heck are you supposed to get home?

Well, let me introduce you to BUber, the Uber for boats! Sure, it might be a little pricey, but it's better than your wife killing 2 people by crashing your boat into theirs. So, Sharks, can we make a deal?

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Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

 Hi Sharks, I'm Stunt-Puffin! I don't have a company, I just wanted to meet you.

Stands there grinning




Wanna see my cool hat?

ᗭ]:-D

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The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

 What is to keep your competitors from copying you and squashing you like a bug?

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XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

steinrokkan posted:

Hey sharks, for $15 an hour you can do anything you want to me, please just go nuts

You Are A Werewolf posted:

NO LOWBALLERS OR TIRE KICKERS PRICE IS FIRM I KNOW WHAT I GOT
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT you are on Shark Tank
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