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.random
May 7, 2007

Sharks: if you’re like me, you love books. “But .random,” you say, “how can I fit them in my rear end?”

That’s where Squidgee comes in - the world’s first and only anus-first book company. We’ve already secured 13 patents and had these prototypes made for you to try today. Go ahead and give them a shot!

We have offers for placement on the shelves of major retailers but we are looking for your capital - and more importantly expertise - on turning Squidgee into a name brand. We’re looking for $800 million for 18%.

Squidgee. We’ve redesigned the reading experience from the bottom up.

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