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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hi Sharks. These days, time is a premium, and we're all on our phones using apps to try and save time. Why, there's an app to pay your bills, to get a checkup, even one that functions like a calculator!

You've heard of an app before, but have you ever heard of an app... for your apps? I call it the App-etizer, it's an app that allows you to organize all your apps. It has a $30 a month user fee and in-app advertising. Last year we had 10 purchases and this year we're on track to nearly DOUBLE that. That's right, almost 200% growth!

Sharks, this is one App-etizer you're NOT gonna want to pass up. I'm asking for $12 million for a 5% share in my company.

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hi Sharks. Mr. Wonderful, I have the perfect pitch for you specifically. Lets say you and your wife have been drinking a little too much and you're on a boat in the middle of a lake. How the heck are you supposed to get home?

Well, let me introduce you to BUber, the Uber for boats! Sure, it might be a little pricey, but it's better than your wife killing 2 people by crashing your boat into theirs. So, Sharks, can we make a deal?

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