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Where the gently caress are the Sharks? This whole post is just pitches, nobody gives a gently caress about the pitches, we're here to see some MBA eat poo poo
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Now with that out of the way, Sharks, let me introduce you to the the T-Swift branded She-rinal. Swifties wait hours in line at shows, missing potentially life-altering songs, just to take a 20 second piss after drinking 5 glasses of house red in the parking lot. No longer are women confined to primitive boxes when using the washroom, with our femme specific urinal, she can drop trow and waddle up to the wall for a wizz in seconds. She does have to straddle our patented She-rinal trough protuberance, leaving her rear end out in the wind like 90 year old man at the YMCA, but she will be back in her seat for Blank Spaces in no time. I am seeking 50mil for 2%, and lawyer fees to protect me from Taylor. Don't lowball, I know what I have here. Szechwan fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Feb 4, 2024 |
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