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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT you are on Shark Tank
 
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024
 my idea is Shark Trek

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2024 09:59
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024
 my other idea is Snark Trek

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2024 10:16
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024
 shrek tank

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2024 21:12
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024

XYZAB posted:

Snark Shank. It's a prison knife for people who give me attitude.

you're an attitude :colbert:

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2024 21:40
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024

snergle posted:

my company makes heelys for dogs and cats and skateboards for birds. for 1% equity i need 1 billion dollars dont try to low ball me i know what i have

this is the most clear-cut easy money i have ever seen

0% risk 100% reward

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2024 22:52
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024

XYZAB posted:

I'd like to offer you $400,000 for a 51% controlling intererest stake in "Snark :thanks:"

declined because of suspicions
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databasic
Jan 8, 2024
 the star wipe convinced me. their heart is in it; everyone give this person money.

* # ¿ Feb 4, 2024 23:24
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT you are on Shark Tank