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databasic posted:shrek tank Snark Shank. It's a prison knife for people who give me attitude. Sharks I just need one and I only need $5 for supplies and a 49% controlling stake.
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databasic posted:you're an attitude I'd like to offer you $400,000 for a 51% controlling intererest stake in "Snark  "
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mailorder bees posted:welcome to shart skank
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"Hello snarks, I come before you today demonstrating my newest invention: the auto-ejaculator. Watch closely."
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Hello Sharks I propose a spinoff called Snark Thanks whereby contestants attempt to pitch insults at our panel of assholes for 40 minutes in the style of a collaborative free-form interpretive improv troupe. Basically the idea needs fleshing out but I'm hoping to sell it on the strength of using this relatively unknown Pearl Jam song as the show's theme which I am hereby asking you for $60,000,000 to secure the rights for. The hook is that every contestant, whether they pass or fail, is encouraged to leave the stage shouting "Thanks a lot, assholes!" At which point we fast zoom into their face and star wipe to credits, again featuring the following song, and also Eddie Vedder is guest judge whether he likes it or not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7gkGmOeFbs
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databasic posted:declined because of suspicions Thanks a lot, rear end in a top hat!
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databasic posted:the star wipe convinced me. their heart is in it; everyone give this person money. 
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for a minute there i thought i was on the show "heart sank" but it turns out that was just the anticipation killing me
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Tunicate posted:And that brings up my pitch! Apple revolutionized the industry with airpods, but can we go smaller? 🎶 Sunday, bloody sundaaaay! 🎶
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steinrokkan posted:Hey sharks, for $15 an hour you can do anything you want to me, please just go nuts You Are A Werewolf posted:NO LOWBALLERS OR TIRE KICKERS PRICE IS FIRM I KNOW WHAT I GOT
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