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Guess it would be okay. You could, like, use it to get to work or something. You could become one of that jackass "super" villain whose power is "I can afford a big drill car." Thing probably EATS gas. I don't know. Kind of meh on the whole thing actually. Probably gonna return this thing.
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Imagine having a drill car and you think "gonna drill into the center of the planet and collect some diamonds the size of a truck" but you get just a couple miles down and it's 800° celsius, and as you pull the yoke up your carbon fiber windshield splinters and your drill car implodes at 8 times the speed of sound, compressing your body into the volume of a teaspoon faster than you can blink. I think about this a lot.
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Feb 6, 2024 18:23
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youd get stuck all the time its actually really disappionting how lovely drills a re
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GolfHole posted:youd get stuck all the time its actually really disappionting how lovely drills a re you hit a rock and the drill bit gets stuck and the rest of your car starts to spin around violently at 3,000RPM, pinning you to the walls like the carnival ride
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Feb 6, 2024 18:28
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Even if it works, what then? You'll literally destabilize everything you drive under. Can't even take the loving thing to get groceries.
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Feb 6, 2024 18:35
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It's not a drill, it's an auger OP
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Feb 6, 2024 18:41
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drill, car, drill.
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Feb 6, 2024 18:44
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i hear the car doesn't even write its own tweets anymore
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Feb 6, 2024 19:00
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It's medication time, LAP
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Feb 6, 2024 19:04
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You should have spent the money on the hover glider with pumpkin shaped bombs
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Extra Large Marge posted:You should have spent the money on the hover glider with pumpkin shaped bombs That's REAL helpful now.
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Feb 6, 2024 19:50
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I sleep in a big drill car with my big drill wife
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Feb 6, 2024 20:02
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it would be so loud
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GolfHole posted:it would be so loud Showing your friends how cool your new big drill car is but they can't hear you screaming over the sound of literal loving rock being crushed.
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Feb 6, 2024 20:07
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OP reminded me of something. There is a Carmageddon remake? This needs further investigation.
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Feb 6, 2024 20:29
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At least you'd probably be able to meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Feb 6, 2024 20:30
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If you have a drill car it's legal to ram anything as long as you yell "Who the hell do you think I am!"
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Feb 6, 2024 20:40
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Is that "drill" like the rap music?
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Feb 6, 2024 20:46
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Dr. Robotnik tried the whole drill car thing and look how well that turned out for him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOG-U9do95E I'm gonna DRILL you, sucka! I'm gonna griiiiiind you up
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Feb 6, 2024 21:03
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The drill is a metaphor for you’re dick
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The drill is a metaphor for you’re dick Mankind, obsessed with intercourse, fucks the Earth. Time is a circle.
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Feb 6, 2024 21:32
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"Big Drill"? *dramatically removes Aviator sunglasses* Haven't heard that name in years...
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Feb 6, 2024 21:53
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CommieGIR posted:Mankind, obsessed with intercourse, fucks the Earth. Time is a circle. What else is going to gently caress it? Seems more like a duty.
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Feb 6, 2024 22:07
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Be sure to add the whale songs when you buy your drill car, you never know when you might need to talk to whales.
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Feb 6, 2024 22:08
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You could use your drill car to damage the foundation of a Superhero's home, also really tear up the lawn. They would have to get estimates and deal with insurance to repair it, which would be really annoying for them.
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Extra Large Marge posted:You could use your drill car to damage the foundation of a Superhero's home, also really tear up the lawn. They would have to get estimates and deal with insurance to repair it, which would be really annoying for them. The Thugs working for Batman Villains thread is thataway. We need your input.
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