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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Man lures 25-year-old to a cookout, then kills him with shovel, Alabama officials say

Up to his old tricks some might say

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Redshirt gone bad

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

what year does he have tattooed on him as like “2014 SUCKED” or whatever

every once in a while i’ll read a news article or something and think about that tattoo and wonder if he just kept adding years

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Should have upgraded to Win 11

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

he's not Winning anything now

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I would simply not murder a 25 year old.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Grey Cat posted:

I would simply not murder a 25 year old.

Coward

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

I would simply not murder a 25 year old.

innovative and interesting technique.....

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Grey Cat posted:

I would simply not murder a 25 year old.

spotted the linux user

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I almost remember who that is, but not quite. So much has been lost. Someday I'll forget everything

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
He can't keep getting away with this!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Worf posted:

spotted the linux user

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


$ rm haters

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Grey Cat posted:

I would simply not murder a 25 year old.

skill issue

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

The only one who can stop a bad guy with a shovel is a good guy with a shovel

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


That's it, I'm going to murder the next person who makes a joke at my expense.
AND YOU BETTER NOT BE 25.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
shumvel

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bossy lady posted:

The only one who can stop a bad guy with a shovel is a good guy with a shovel

windows 98 vs redshirt. battle of the epic gbs gym returners

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My money’s on redshirt, that guy’s ripped

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

My every day carry shovel loadout:

31 in. Husky D-grip wood handle w/ tactical grip and laser sight.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

bossy lady posted:

My every day carry shovel loadout:

31 in. Husky D-grip wood handle w/ tactical grip and laser sight.

i hate you showoffs, like yeah nice piece for edc, sure, if you can afford the ammo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Love a nice D-grip

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

say no to shovelware

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i bet windows hasn't touched a shovel in years. redshirt would rip his head off

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

top of his game

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Thinking back to when I was 25 I probably would have deserved to be lured to a cookout and murdered with a shovel. I get it.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
poo poo like this is why I always carry a pocket trowel.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shovel related crime?? In MY CITY??!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
happy birthday op

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we have shovels in the classroom now, sign of the times

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Bad Purchase posted:

we have shovels in the classroom now, sign of the times

That's for the litter boxes.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mega64 posted:

poo poo like this is why I always carry a pocket trowel.

My collapsible spade is illegal thanks to cosmetic assault shovel legislation

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
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Convex fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Feb 7, 2024

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Grey Cat posted:

$ rm haters

alias laterHaters=“rm -rv | lolcat -fat” :haibrow:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This wouldn't have happened if they met at Doobies.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

numberoneposter posted:

This wouldn't have happened if they met at Doobies.

would hav beat each other off instead

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner, what the gently caress are you talking about? Can you please explain why we would think that Windows98 did this

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Innocent until proven guilty!

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
You’re next, Nooner

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