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I've heard exactly one wolf joke, and frankly it's not enough. This thread is for sharing wolf jokes. You can do werewolves if you want and you can share werewolf jokes as needed since they are wolf-adjacent. I won't judge. Here's what I have so far: What do you call a wolf that works at a bank? A loan wolf. Why are werewolves bad at things? They're lyCAN'Thropes, not lyCANhropes. Why don't naval armadas promote wolves? They fear wolves in ship's clothing.
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I have never said "gas thread, ban OP" before now
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Feb 8, 2024 16:16
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Inside of you are two wolves nice
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Feb 8, 2024 16:17
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Q: Why did Mozart get caught up in a police sting targeting lycanthropic activity in Vienna? A: He was part of a Wolf gang
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Feb 8, 2024 16:18
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heh wolf down this knuckle sandwich, nerd 
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Feb 8, 2024 16:19
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What's in a wolf's salad? Awooogula I'm not sorry.
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Feb 8, 2024 16:31
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Mr. Merdle posted:I have never said "gas thread, ban OP" before now Pack it in, hater
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Feb 8, 2024 16:31
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Grey Cat posted:What's in a wolf's salad? This is very cute. Q: What did Matt Damon say when a wolf took a bite out of his leg? A: Howl do you like them apples!
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Feb 8, 2024 16:38
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claw my pussy, you werewolf
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Feb 8, 2024 16:43
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A TikTok swordplay expert is eaten; they become an inwolfencer.
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Feb 8, 2024 16:48
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These jokes are howl-arious 
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Feb 8, 2024 16:50
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Hey. Sup. It’s me. I’m the joke 
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Feb 8, 2024 16:51
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these arent really wolf jokes theyre mainly just wolf puns and puns arent jokes
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Feb 8, 2024 16:52
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dreezy posted:these arent really wolf jokes theyre mainly just wolf puns and puns arent jokes 
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Feb 8, 2024 16:52
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awooooo! im a wolfman!
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Feb 8, 2024 16:57
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dreezy posted:these arent really wolf jokes theyre mainly just wolf puns and puns arent jokes That’s some pretty fuzzy logic pal, but I don’t think it has any teeth.
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Feb 8, 2024 16:59
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dreezy posted:these arent really wolf jokes theyre mainly just wolf puns and puns arent jokes What did one wolf say to the other? nothing.
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Feb 8, 2024 17:22
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a wolf walks a wharf and into white man walt whitman. wait what was the op again?
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Feb 8, 2024 18:23
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Feb 8, 2024 18:24
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Wolf 359. It'll be funny in about 400 more years.
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Feb 8, 2024 18:29
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 take my worf, please
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Feb 8, 2024 18:35
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ChickenHeart posted:
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Feb 8, 2024 18:41
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Q: What kind of wolf is good at cutting down trees? A: Canis lupus irremotus aka the Northern Rocky Mountain Timber Wolf is well suited to this task. Q: What kind of wolf doesn't like to see things in absolutes? A: Canis lupus the Gray Wolf. also called the Basic Wolf, Default Wolf, or just the Wolf, does not see things in black and white. Q: I want a wolf with eyes like diamonds. A: That's not a question, but Canis lupus arctos the Arctic Wolf is known for its ability to pick up slack.
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Feb 8, 2024 18:50
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im hungry like the wolf. AWOOOOO
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Feb 8, 2024 19:21
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Hey. Sup. I thought You Are A Elf??
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Feb 8, 2024 22:01
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beauty queen breakdown posted:I've heard exactly one wolf joke, and frankly it's not enough. This thread is for sharing wolf jokes. You can do werewolves if you want and you can share werewolf jokes as needed since they are wolf-adjacent. I won't judge. look at this guy who like dogs now
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Feb 8, 2024 22:05
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Penny Arcade made a wolf joke back in 2010 and then they had to issue a formal apology for it because it was also a rape joke
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Feb 8, 2024 22:09
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Devils Affricate posted:Penny Arcade made a wolf joke back in 2010 and then they had to issue a formal apology for it because it was also a rape joke They backtracked on that apology and later said they wish they hadn't made it.
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Feb 8, 2024 22:13
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a priest, a pastor, and a wolf dressed up like a rabbi walk into a bar. the barkeep’s a bit concerned by all the snarling—but, the trio settles in, orders a few rounds, and all is well after awhile the barkeep just can’t help his curiosity. he looks over to the priest and the pastor and asks, “hey, you know that guy’s a wolf, right?” the rabbi immediately replies, “i am a were”
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Feb 8, 2024 22:20
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naem posted:I thought You Are A Elf?? there's nothing about the standard werewolf's curse that stipulates that the victim be human, or even humanoid iirc. I remember writing a paper on it for a transformational magic class I took in invisible community college
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Feb 8, 2024 22:24
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I think you might be "barking" up the wrong "tree" op. 
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Feb 8, 2024 22:27
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Devils Affricate posted:Penny Arcade made a wolf joke back in 2010 and then they had to issue a formal apology for it because it was also a rape joke they understood why it was wrong, made a joke about it being wrong, but did nothing else.
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Feb 8, 2024 22:27
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SatansOnion posted:there's nothing about the standard werewolf's curse that stipulates that the victim be human, or even humanoid iirc. I remember writing a paper on it for a transformational magic class I took in invisible community college
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Feb 8, 2024 22:28
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they had power, so much power that you felt it enough to bring it up 14 years later. They had that much power, and decided to nothing about it
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Feb 8, 2024 22:31
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I bet werewolves look way freakier to wolves than they do to humans
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Feb 8, 2024 22:31
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i didn't either. That's a loving problem
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Feb 8, 2024 22:32
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Devils Affricate posted:I bet werewolves look way freakier to wolves than they do to humans
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Feb 8, 2024 22:33
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naem posted:I thought You Are A Elf?? I was, but then I was scratched by a name-change thread last Halloween.
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Feb 8, 2024 22:34
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Q: What is a wolf's favorite Alan Ginsburg poem? A: Wolves do not care for the poetry of Alan Ginsburg.
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Q: How do you know the animal you saw was a coyote and not a wolf? A: It's never canis lupus
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