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Earwicker posted:Q: What is a wolf's favorite Alan Ginsburg poem? I wanted you to tell us a poem about wolfs
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why do wolves suck at dancing? because they got two left feet
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TrashMammal posted:why do wolves suck at dancing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsZTFSfXaw
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A trapper came walking into town dragging his dog sled behind him. Slowly he hauled it up the the lone saloon in town. By this time the entire town had come out to see what he was doing. The Bartender asked him what happened. "A wild canine convinced the lot of them to join his pack." he said. At this one of the customers let out a "Woof". The trapper looked at him sternly and replied "No, wolf."
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TrashMammal posted:why do wolves suck at dancing? Legit lol What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? 
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wolfs are not dogs you fuciking idiots. They are a different specie. Took us like 10,000 years to figure out the difference
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I cannot spell good but you should listen to me
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why do wolves chase their tails? just trying to make ends meet in joe biden’s failconomy 
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TrashMammal posted:why do wolves chase their tails? what the gently caress is wrong with you? Could have done a joke, failed That's all you have? you could have asked why did Joe Biden's economy fail? Because he was an old rear end in a top hat. That might have got two or so looks
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TK8325 posted:awooooo! im a wolfman! his hair was.... perfect
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Feb 8, 2024 23:24
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Maybe the reason sleepy joe is so sleepy is that he was turned into a werewolf all night
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did you not read the thread?
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Seeking big bad wolf. Oops wrong thread.
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mystes posted:Maybe the reason sleepy joe is so sleepy is that he was turned into a werewolf all night how have you been on the internet since 2006 and think this a good thing to say
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how have you been on the internet since 2006 and think this a good thing to say
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mystes posted:I just don't have the werewolfall to make good posts sorry Dude, I have failed in every aspect at life
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Grey Cat posted:What's in a wolf's salad? I put
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dervival posted:I put The regional difference works on both levels, well played 
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Wolves inspired the whole alpha/beta/etc social hierarchy mode of thought among insecure young men, despite the concept being debunked in regards to humans, and then later debunked in regards to wolves themselves. That's a pretty funny wolf joke imo.
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Tragedy today as former president Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
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Devils Affricate posted:Wolves inspired the whole alpha/beta/etc social hierarchy mode of thought among insecure young men, despite the concept being debunked in regards to humans, and then later debunked in regards to wolves themselves. That's a pretty funny wolf joke imo. I was rewatching godzilla: king of monsters last night and got annoyed by the guy bringing up the whole wolf alpha thing. I said out loud, "yknow for being a wolf biologist in 2019 you think he'd actually know what he was talking about." Pretty embarrassing.
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What was the wolf’s favorite piece of music by Beethoven? Fur Elise 
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What is a wolf’s favorite number? Twelve! (Man, I swear this one kills in Germany) .random fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Feb 9, 2024 |
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Those German dogs have bombed Britain, call 'em Wolf Blitzer.
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A wolf who turns into a tent during the full moon suffers from lycanopy. Why are wolves always the first to play games? Because alphas and betas are early access.
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one of my favorite “deep thoughts by jack handy”: there’s nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
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I'm howlin' mad
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beauty queen breakdown posted:A wolf who turns into a tent during the full moon suffers from lycanopy. at least they still have a woof over their head
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what is a wolf's favourite computational language? wolfram alpha 
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Feb 9, 2024 14:33
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This thread is pawsitively awooful
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A wolf crashes into a crowded pub and immediately gobbles down a lady barfly. Amidst the horrified stares, the wolf asks for a cocktail but the bartender tells the wolf to leave because of its depressant drug habit. The wolf is puzzled and asks what the bartender means as the wolf has had no drugs to which the bartender angrily replies "we all saw that bar bitch you ate"
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I love all of these, they're absolutely delightful. With that in mind, allow me to present what I think is a contender for the worst one so far: The blacksmith was despondent. She made resplendent emerald horseshoes that were the talk of the town. Her fame carried far and wide -- the king even appointed her the Royal Smith, declaring the quality of her work far beyond any he had yet seen. Yet in this land of enchantment, where wolves rode horses when they needed to get there fast, no wolf had ever deigned to visit her smithy. She hired a private detective to find out why the wolves were never at her door (despite their proclivities). The detective set off at once. For seven weeks they journeyed on this onerous quest -- interviewing the citizenry, drawing sketches, and examining chalk outlines (which in those days were expensive). When the detective returned, they said to the smith "I know why the wolves do not buy your horseshoes." "What is it?" said the blacksmith. "Do they dislike the royal family's favor? Have I been blocklisted for my union membership? Speak, tell, and quickly! I must know!" "No, it is for none of those reasons," replied the detective. "They have brand loyalty to another. Wolves shoe their horses exclusively with Red Riding Hoof(TM)."
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What is a wolf’s favorite brand of canned chili? Hormel 
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What did the wolf wear to the costume party? Sheep's clothing
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Slaan posted:What did the wolf wear to the costume party? loving furries
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Slaan posted:What did the wolf wear to the costume party?
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q: what is a wolf's favourite classic rock band? a: Steppenwolf
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A person lived in an apartment that was the best they could afford; it had only one issue -- a single, irritating mouse that evaded every trap set for it. The health department would not take the case, but did suggest a local wolf trying to make a name for himself. "Sure, I'll solve your mouse problem," he said. First the wolf tried batting the mouse back and forth. Fur flew everywhere, but the mouse was fleet of foot and even the wolf's claws could not halt its tracks. Then, the wolf made a series of divots in the carpet with his claws. "I'll chase this mouse into a ditch," he decided. For days, he chased the mouse from point to point with no success. The renter reached a breaking point. The wolf had encamped in the apartment for a week, and the mouse remained at large. "Why don't you break his leg, pour tar into the hole, or something?" "My oath prevents me from gaining an unfair advantage over these creatures," said the wolf. "I'll fluff, and I'll scuff, but won't slow your mouse down."
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I thought that said irrigating mouse, and once I realized it did not I stopped reading because I lost interest If somebody would like to do one with the proper type of mouse, then I could be enticed to continue reading
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