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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
yo we still got a belgium over ther right?? just remembered that one today

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

20 Blunts posted:

yo we still got a belgium over ther right?? just remembered that one today

As long as someone is putting mayonnaise on fries, we will remember the failed union of the Flemish and Walloons.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the portuguese did the bring the world egg tarts and those are pretty good. i guess they’re also at least partially responsible for the tiny fuppets?

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
The Portuguese brought cumin and cilantro to Mexico and chiles to India so that's cool

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

more like fartugal imo

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Carlos Lantana posted:

Their heroin is extremely cheap

A important point in their favour that is often overlooked

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Not nearly so much as it deserves

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
My understanding is that they all moved to Brazil and got really good at jujitsu but really bad at pizza

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
The Portugal Day parade goes right by my house and every year there are old dudes in military fatigues who I've seen around the neighbourhood with Angola tattoos on. Deffo war criminals, gently caress Portugal. One of these days I'm gonna bring out an Angolan flag and wave it on the corner.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is Portugal like Spain's weird cousin?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Gatto Grigio posted:

Lisbon was almost annihilated in 1755 on All-Saints Day, by an earthquake/fire/tsunami combo so bad that it caused a crisis of faith all across Europe.

followed by a pretty bad pogrom iirc

definitely not something that would happen in the best of all possible worlds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Is Portugal like Spain's weird cousin?

hell yeah it is!
please don't tell them I said that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
the portugal kids will beat my lily white rear end

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Why did Portugal get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Torque's.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

Why did Portugal get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Torque's.

Porgal fufcking rules
no way I spelled that right. Auld respect

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
sank into the atlantic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Google Jeb Bush posted:

sank into the atlantic

they did? how come?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I am very interested about the dumb poo poo you have to say

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

they did? how come?

out of embarrassment it sounds like

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
no really I want to hear it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TrashMammal posted:

out of embarrassment it sounds like

5/10 I do like that you have a badger in your avatar

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

so, how bout them tiny fuppets? crazy little guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NHMwjPqG-g

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Devils Affricate posted:

They evolved into brazilians, try reading a history book OP

:hmmyes:

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Also, why is there a large japanese population in Brazil? Is it for the same reasons there's lots of Germans in South American nations? Or sometm other reason?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zeniel posted:

Also, why is there a large japanese population in Brazil? Is it for the same reasons there's lots of Germans in South American nations? Or sometm other reason?

they are probably Nazis. I don't like it either

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

they are probably Nazis. I don't like it either

loving sucks that they are Nazis. What a bunch of assholes

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I went to a chapel thing in Faro with skulls embedded into the walls. It was pretty cool

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

king poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Water dogs

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


king poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TrashMammal posted:

king poo poo


cherry dogs

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

TrashMammal posted:

so, how bout them tiny fuppets? crazy little guys
Eu prefiro "Juniors Minis"

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Wearing all black and walking around with a guitar and nobody thinking that it's weird? portugal rules

e: now that i think of it this isn't a plus. fado is best in small doses

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Feb 9, 2024

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

Mister Speaker posted:

The Portugal Day parade goes right by my house and every year there are old dudes in military fatigues who I've seen around the neighbourhood with Angola tattoos on. Deffo war criminals, gently caress Portugal. One of these days I'm gonna bring out an Angolan flag and wave it on the corner.

WTF where do you live???

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Zeniel posted:

Also, why is there a large japanese population in Brazil? Is it for the same reasons there's lots of Germans in South American nations? Or sometm other reason?

I knew this answer once! But have forgotten. There's also a large number of Japanese in Peru for the same reasons.

Elijah Snow
Dec 10, 2006

some-something man
still here being weirdly self aware

Portugal might celebrate 50years of democracy with a fascist party in power

Fado is best not listened to

*posts 50 portuguese memes*

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

The azores are part of Portugal and they're pretty awesome

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

redshirt posted:

I knew this answer once! But have forgotten. There's also a large number of Japanese in Peru for the same reasons.
Japan industrialized by severely exploiting their agricultural base and investing it in industry. A bunch of poor farmers were displaced. US and Australia were closed to Asians. Brazil needed workers and was racist, wanting a demographic base that was less black. Europe had gotten wise to Brazil being a sidegrade at best for poor workers. So Japan wanted to get rid of people and Brazil wanted people, they signed a treaty and encouraged migration.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Fuckin Holland had an "empire" back in the day. Everyone was just better at suprise attacks back then.

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Oct 12, 2009

Pneub posted:

Fuckin Holland had an "empire" back in the day. Everyone was just better at suprise attacks back then.

Idk why you put that in quotes, Holland was the wealthiest country in the world in the 17th century and its empire was pretty expansive until ww2

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