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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010





thread for endorsing baby punching.... get in while the feedback thread is still closed, as they have by doing that, officially ruled that punching babies is legal

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Ok come on over and I’ll give you a jab lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g-CFGbDg0k

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
I once saw Eddie Kingston backfist a baby and yell "THAT KID HAD IT COMING PARDNA" to the mother. Been a fan ever since

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
EPA (the Embryo Pugilism Agora) really is dead

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Is this Tony Khan's huge new announcement?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

to those of you who are against punching babies, do you think the people in the baby punching industry all deserve to lose their jobs? even the janitor who has a family to provide for?

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

🎵 Let's talk about punch baby 🎵

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



punch baby pagoda

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Don't forget about all the times back in late 90s & 00s when it seemed like punching babies was the highest rated thing on TV. Remember being on the playground and getting yelled at by a teacher for pantomiming "PUNCH IT" or ALL the fans wearing Psalms 137:9 t-shirts?

Let's not let one persons (horrible, mind you) actions take that away from us.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
been waiting for this

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
what about assaulting baby-coded muppets?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Sorry about this fellas, ya shouldn’t punch babies

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

That DICK! posted:

Sorry about this fellas, ya shouldn’t punch babies

too late, its in my blood now I can't reverse it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

That DICK! posted:

Sorry about this fellas, ya shouldn’t punch babies

right, closed fist punches are illegal, you should chop or palm-thrust babies

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I'd superkick a baby if it came at me. No hesitation.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://youtu.be/trjEnozq8CY?si=T1YkBPIYuz2k-K5d

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

That DICK! posted:

Sorry about this fellas, ya shouldn’t punch babies

i dunno i think bart harley jarvis deserves it

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

As a Cody fan I'd prefer to not get punched

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


smack a baby make me go crazy

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
armbar a baby

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

the little rear end in a top hat's first words were "real glass" what the gently caress else was i supposed to do?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
i would put an infant through a table in a goddamn heartbeat

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Last time I tried punching a baby I wound up with 2 broken fingers and a dislocated jaw. That baby was a hell of a counterpuncher.

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

adrenochrome
in my soul
punching babies is my goal

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Ivypls posted:

adrenochrome
in my soul
punching babies is my goal

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
So what's the preferred punch used.

I'm partial to a good uppercut myself, but I'd love to hear others' opinions.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Punching a baby is ethically better than watching WWE

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

12-6 elbow to the fontanelle gets the job done better than any punch op grow up

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

One of those windup from the graveyard punches that only work if your opponent has no idea what's going on.
Perfect for punching babies. Provided the baby is standing up and not swaddled in a crib or something.

Alternately: Open palm arm thrust to protect your knuckles. Not technically a punch so doing on a baby is unethical but shrug

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
mortal kombat uppercut

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Making a baby sumo wrestle me and hitting him with henka so that he goes tumbling off the dahyō

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

C. Everett Koop posted:

mortal kombat uppercut

*watches infant being uppercut into the sun*

Toasty!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


The Undertaker is the best pure baby striker in the Fed

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
some of you all have put too much thought into this. personally i would just run up to one and punch it

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

smooth jay, hot minoru, max x rosie o donnell

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Baby have strong grip don’t try to grapple

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


“If your temper rises, withdraw your hand. If your hand rises, withdraw your temper. If attacking a baby, punch it.” – Chojun Miyagi

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

a lot of us could get hosed up by certain babies, let's not try to front

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