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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
News:
https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1762160081213218993?s=20
Views:
The ghost of Billy 5-Aces still haunts 1 Patriot Way.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Gonna be wild when the Chiefs dynasty is revealed to actually be carried by Steve Spagnulo's defense.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1764712986319425658?s=20

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I mean, getting all of the plaintiffs together in 1 pic is quite the move.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Darnold gonna get spooked by the ghosts that inhabit the Denver airport before even taking a snap.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1767261025324134892

Wonder who will be under center for Minnesota now.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1767345808771322211?s=20

Brisket's back on the menu, boys.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1767416315935953277?s=20
Swapping Cousins for Darnold seems like a step down.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1767566429409136838?s=20

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Have we ever seen Aaron Rodgers & Alex Jones in the same room together?
:thunk:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
You know it's bad when Antonio Clown has the high ground over Aaron Fraudgers.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
What's worse: being Fields where you can't beat a washed Russell for the starting job, or being Russell & losing the starting spot to a former Bears QB?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Took me a bit to realize he meant Hernandez & not Rodgers.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There seems to be a distinct lack of predominantly red uniforms in the NFL.

Buccaneers
Cardinals
Chiefs
Commanders
49'ers


Falcons & Patriots only have red on their alternates, which IMO they should be their primary. Buccs got their creamsicles as their alt but if Atlanta goes back to red then I'd be ok with it being their primary.

EDIT: forgot Washington's team.

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Mar 19, 2024

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Changing the inside kick to being only in the 4th quarter would've removed this exciting moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cINLMbSiico

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Caboose Committee is an S-tier username.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
This latest head coaches' photo probably has the most black folks in attendance.

Slow & steady progress.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
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Illegal Hen

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Ramadan is a time for relection and reading the Quran so Saleh is trying to think of a surah that encompasses the hell of being a Jets head coach.

You'd look like that too if you had seven kids to take care of.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

fartknocker posted:

See ya in the GDT!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

:rubby: Completely dunking on the NBA. :bisonyes:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lol: Teams are straight up refusing exclusively being laughed at due to Hard Knocks, so we'll spread the misery around!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
God hates the Falcons.

Satan loves the Patriots.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Personally I love the off-season NFLPA grades players give to teams. Amazing content & you know they're not holding back regarding personal gripes on how organizations are run.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1774613146168066354?s=20

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I would've thought somebody found a shipment to Ghana and were reselling it on an Amazon storefront.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1774990924738654288?s=20

https://x.com/nfl/status/1774993907413119261?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

One hell of an April Fool's joke.


…right?

:chloe:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I'm tempted to forward that to my cousin as he's a Vikings fan, just to see his reaction.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen

I hate AI art with a passion but I do recognize when it can generate a sensible :lol: from me.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen

No Butt Stuff posted:

Surprised he didn’t hear about it well in advance

I didn't want this to be lost at the bottom of last page.

:golfclap:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

So desperate to get a Super Bowl win to Dallas the city will just import a champion.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Run DMC
(Dumb McCorkle)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
TwitterX may be a total cesspool thanks to Musk but there's still comedic gems to be found.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1778176945705857432
Alternate helmets, baybee! :dance:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Mystic Stylez posted:

waiting for him to post a 5 minute video on Twitter with his comments on the situation

Found the footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNCuCo-AWwE

Now to celebrate by watching all the Naked Gun movies.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Chris James 2 posted:

On one hand I definitely would find it funny if Brady came back and got another ring (on or for anyone but the Chiefs, because gently caress the Chiefs forever)

On the other hand I would find it even funnier if Brady came back immediately after Bill was kicked out, regardless of how it ends ring or not

(Monkey's paw curls)

Brady comes back and wins another ring for the Patriots.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Rookie mistake loving around with friends that you presumably care about. Veterans know to surround oneself with disposable sycophants who exist to admit to driving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmjpBrZFYW0

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Fine, you want football news?
https://x.com/LegendSports7/status/1779491348443173205

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
What? A blue check mark on TwitterX is proven to be inaccurate?!?

:psyberger:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I bet they last for only 4 yearssnaps.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It should also be noted the greater New England area now stops selling pressure cookers a week in advance too.

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