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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Madame Web: it's really fucking bleak
 
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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Pirate Jet posted:

The terrible secret of Morbius is that it’s fine, and certainly no worse than most MCU movies.

I would watch Morbius over the Doctor Strange sequel any day of the week, and I love Sam Raimi. The MCU deserves its reckoning, even though I thought The Marvels was fine-ish, too. Outside of the first Guardians I was getting tired of the MCU all the way back with Iron Man 2.

As for Madame Web... I might use it to justify my Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass subscription, but ehhhhhhhhh

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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

McSpanky posted:

This opinion is so bad it should be grounds for a 72-hour psych hold

Look, the performances of the Wandavision kids in Doctor Strange 2 alone were bad enough to make me wonder why I was wasting my life in the theater, and I watch shot on VHS 80s bullshit on the regular. I’m at work, I can’t lay out all the ways the movie was awful, but lousy as Morbius was, Strange 2 could have been something, and that’s what makes it less pleasant for me.

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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

No Mods No Masters posted:

Weird, there don't seem to be any reviews out yet, even though it comes out in just 2 days. Huh

I believe this promotional strategy is called “bolting the lid onto the diarrhea cauldron.”

Hasturtium fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Feb 12, 2024

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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.
Are we really seeing the death throes of live action superhero movies, or is this just a horrible goddamned mess unto itself?

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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Bogus Adventure posted:

:same:

Cats is ambitious in its badness. It's a cacophony of colors, sounds, and uncanny valley that can drive the viewer to the brink of madness. There are brief respites of good moments. I really enjoyed Victoria's song, their takes on Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, and Mister Mistoffelees, and nothing can ruin SKIMBLESHANKS.

I don’t drink much these days, but I saw Cats at a mostly empty Studio Movie Grill and suddenly got a spider-sense tingling that I should get a margarita, and doing so made what followed a lot more pleasant

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