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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl 58 GDT
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Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



 49ers uniform is cuter, so they must win

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

kiimo posted:

https://x.com/bleacherreport/status/1756660944170897731?s=46&t=4HCQHNrQSCCyTv5_MzlCTw


Feels like we could use his playmaking ability but I guess when you gently caress around and call your team out on a live stream for lying about an injury publicly you get what you pay for

They should cut him before the coin toss.

I can’t believe the Giants GM swindled a team for a draft pick for him.

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 team ruff has won the puppy bowl!!

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 I mean he scored a touchdown and had a super important punt return to help win a Super Bowl last year so that right there was worth the pick. That being said yeah

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Tommy DeVito nooooooooo!!!!!

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Space Jam posted:



I DRESS MYSELF MOM :buddy:

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The 49ers are one step from Satan.

Go Kansas City.

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Agreed but I'd like to add

gently caress the Chiefs

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Silly Burrito posted:

The 49ers are one step from Satan.

Go Kansas City.

yet your team hired one of ours so doesnt that mean your team is also Satan? :v:

Shindragon fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 11, 2024

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Shindragon posted:

yet your team hired one of hours so doesnt that mean your team is also Satan? :v:

poo poo y'all been saying that since the Greggggggg years

Also you're ONE STEP from Satan.

Satan is obviously the Atlanta Falcons.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Lmfao

https://youtu.be/_Vkbnng5DgY?si=kTwrvHzkBf17Pnkh

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

davecrazy posted:

Tommy DeVito nooooooooo!!!!!

What?! Did he end up in a hole in the desert outside Vegas?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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oh look Taylor's here

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Sheesh

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1756798796120621209?t=nR3HbRCoLnIVrtUxveeW6Q&s=19

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

fartknocker posted:

What?! Did he end up in a hole in the desert outside Vegas?

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1756802048442638517

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1756802048442638517

Meh, get that endorsement money while ya can, Tommy.

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I want to see the Chiefs lose because of another properly called penalty and Mahomes can whine like a bitch all off-season about how everything's rigged against them.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

fartknocker posted:

What?! Did he end up in a hole in the desert outside Vegas?

Dumb Pizza Hut commercial.

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

 Is it going to be dark for the halftime show or not?

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Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

I. M. Gei posted:

I am excited for the halftime show featuring Usher.

Usher owns.

imo the least inspiring choice in some time, but maybe he’ll hit it out of the park

While we wait, if you were in charge of booking the Super Bowl halftime show and anyone alive would say yes, who would you get? Complete with surprise guests of course.

I don’t know who my headliner is but at some point a reunited Oasis is popping up unannounced to lead the stadium in a medley of Don’t Look Back in Anger, Champagne Supernova, and Wonderwall before going right back to never sharing a stage again.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 I only eat from the official NFL pizza place

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 I would loving love an oasis halftime show zero sarcasm

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Thermos H Christ posted:

imo the least inspiring choice in some time, but maybe he’ll hit it out of the park

While we wait, if you were in charge of booking the Super Bowl halftime show and anyone alive would say yes, who would you get? Complete with surprise guests of course.

I don’t know who my headliner is but at some point a reunited Oasis is popping up unannounced to lead the stadium in a medley of Don’t Look Back in Anger, Champagne Supernova, and Wonderwall before going right back to never sharing a stage again.

OutKast

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Taylor Swift backed by GWAR

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 a reminder there was a 3-0 game in this stadium this season

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 Is Taylor there yet?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

 She is

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 Yeah

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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dammit Gronk

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Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

Criminal Minded posted:

OutKast

Excellent answer. While I’m thinking millennial nostalgia and epic stadium sing-alongs, I guess I’d have the Killers drop in to do Mr. Brightside and the White Stripes to do Seven Nation Army.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

wandler20 posted:

I'm going for the 49ers so to show my anti Chiefs support I'm wearing my Bucs Super Bowl LIV Champion hoodie.

But what I care about most is hoping my numbers hit on the Super Bowl board.

Which ones you got?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 hearing the crowd is pro-niners

also, y’all will love this

https://twitter.com/nfloncbs/status/1756804962451853518?s=46

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spinst
Jul 14, 2012



 Paramount Plus fuckin' sucks.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

kiimo posted:

I would loving love an oasis halftime show zero sarcasm

No one will ever top Prince.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
 lets go swifties

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Repeating my annual statement that Weird Al should be the halftime show.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
My prediction is that in 4 or 5 hours, most of us will never want to see Taylor swift again. The rest already don't want to see her.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Accurate.

https://x.com/SleeperHQ/status/1756793907692577155?s=20

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