Super Bowl 58 GDT

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raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

That might have been the worst rendition of America the Beautiful I've ever heard

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:28

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CapnAndy posted:

quick jets go overfly that stadium

with the closed roof

they can't see you

No, the jets are at home, they didn't make it nearly this far.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:34

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Elendil004 posted:

I wonder if we got a hardcore country music selection because people were mad the last halftime show was so black.

Maybe that and to placate the chuds enraged that Lift Every Voice and Sing was included. Despite them boycotting the nfl for going on 5 years now, if they were to be believed.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:36

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corn on the cop posted:

does this usually start so late

Yes

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:39

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Ah, time for the weird Jesus commercial

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:52

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C. Everett Koop posted:

how did foot fetishes make enough money to buy a super bowl ad

They got that Tarantino money

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:53

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Thaddius the Large posted:

So the Jesus analogues were the cop and the cowboy and the antiabortion activist and the blond lady, and the leper analogue were the black guy, the Native American, the pregnant teen, and the punk girl?

Evangelicals tend to not be terribly subtle

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:56

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Here's a shot of a middle aged dj, for no reason.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:18

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Shoenin posted:

how does Starry taste, never had it

Have you had Sierra Mist, or Slice? If so, you've had Starry.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:19

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

TWISTER SEQUEL BAYBEEEE

They are officially out of ideas now, huh.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:21

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JT Jag posted:

it's fine only if, much like how the original one implied the twister was the same one that killed the protagonist's father (tornados don't work that way), they imply these two tornados are the children of the original

Somebody better be getting in a robot loader to battle the twister queen.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:23

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barnold posted:

the twister ride at universal orlando loving sucks. oooooo the floor drops a couple inches and some water sprays from the ceiling. get the gently caress outta here

Mummy ride still slaps though.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:25

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TAYLOR CAM

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:26

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Ahahahaha Jesus Christ

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:26

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Temu again? I guess they're shopping for ad space like a billionaire

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:34

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I didn't know etrade still existed.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:35

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Ahahahaha imagine getting injured at the Superbowl by tripping over your own feet

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:36

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

I was hoping the change to Reeses Cups was that they were using actually chocolate instead of Hershey's garbage

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:41

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Shoenin posted:

Knuckles got a movie?
Based

TV series on Paramount or something

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:44

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post hole digger posted:

We gotta stop with these AI Jesus ads.

The nick stream had ads for Godzilla instead of God

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:54

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Why is SpongeBob turning like that, it seems unnatural even for a giant mansponge

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:55

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Not only is the nick stream ahead of my local CBS stream on YouTube TV, I also got to have Dora the Explorer explain penalties to me

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:01

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I legit though Taytay was from Tennessee or something but she's from eastern Pennsylvania. Same place and John Fetterman and Chad Henne in fact.

Her rich banker daddy moved them from Central PA to Tennessee in order to help craft her then-country pop career.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:03

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"They said I wouldn't make it, they said I wouldn't be here today"

... Who? Who are they, UrShur?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:27

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Suddenly Alicia Keys, looking like a dark souls boss

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:28

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

SEXUAL HARAAAASSMENT

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:30

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Rollerblades? They're just trying to summon the '90s here, huh

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:34

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This won't be right if Luda isn't here to call him UrShur

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:35

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His suit has abs on his abs, I wonder if Xzibit is gonna show up too

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:36

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Silly Burrito posted:

Glad to see Ludacris is back from the moon or wherever he went in Fast and Furious

the last we saw of him in the last f&f movie, he went down with half the cast in an exploding airplane

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:37

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Chillmatic posted:

ursher!

He didn't say it! This halftime show gets an F

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:38

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

More like the Fum-Bowl

lmao another turnover

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:48

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de curry GOAT posted:

ffs is this going to end 10-3

It might be 12-3 in a minute

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 02:55

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I hope Mr. T lives forever.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 03:00

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AHAHAHAHA DOUBLE FUMBLE

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 03:24

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This is a master class in deep state scriptwriting, folks

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 03:26

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Why is Sandy wearing her diving suit if she's not underwater

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 03:27

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HAHAHAHA WHAT

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 03:42

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THE DEEP STATE ALWAYS WINS

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:47

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:00

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It is 2020. I am watching the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.

It is 2024. I am watching the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:49

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