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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Starbucks posted:

Anyway ideal halftime show artist has to be Tenacious D

Daft Punk ft. special guest Hatsune Miku

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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HonorableTB posted:

Why do ceremonial color guards use old rear end M1 Garands and not modern weaposn

those were what we were using the last time america was actually doing something good in the world instead of being the bad guys

ORB SIGHTING

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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god allmighty, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck turbo tax

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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L-O-loving-L at the idea of this loving gambling commercial being "live"

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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what do Mr. Star & Mr. Pants have to say about the tragedy in Hawaii

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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JT Jag posted:

I really don't give a poo poo about this Super Bowl, but here I am anyway

i feel like the lesson i learned last year is that not giving a poo poo is really the only way to actually "enjoy" a super bowl

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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whoops-a-doodles!

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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gently caress you, jesus commercial people

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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baja blast belongs at Taco Bell, not in bottles

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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notice how they have yet to try bottling the peach/honey mountain dew that they have in KFCs

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Temu: shop like a billionaire by buying crap made with slave labor

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Shoenin posted:

how does Starry taste, never had it

it is literally just re-branded Sierra Mist, the Pepsi alternative to sprite

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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i miss Bill Paxton

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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NeonPunk posted:

How tf does Temu has enough money to run that stupid Disney tiktok filter twice.

it's easy to afford ad space when you charge 10,000% over production costs for cheap bullshit

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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am i seriously seeing an ad for a loving fish boat

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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holy poo poo a touchdown, kuhl wahad

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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loving hell, not another goddamned jesus freak ad

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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i know the new shogun show is an adaptation, but what is it an adaptation of. a comic, a novel? is it any good?

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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also, gently caress turbo tax.


with a cactus.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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i would watch a movie/show that was like cyberpunk wild west, they should do that

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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FistEnergy posted:

I get a real creepy vibe from He Gets Us. I assume it's some sort of secret fundie organization

"""secret"""??? the dude running it literally funded and built a "Museum of the Bible" and is the president of a company that openly closes on Sunday to allow for "worship"

like, there is zero goddamn secret about it being a christofascist front org

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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please god just kill us all already, end this loving charade of an existence

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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CapnAndy posted:

what is prebiotic

it makes you poop, it is a poopin' soda

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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NJM posted:

Was the Kennedy ad there to just make the Snapchat ad look timely and hip?

i think it was there because we're now entering the Failson Era of politics where "i had a famous relative who was president once" is considered a viable marketing strategy

it terrifies me to my core

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Dpulex posted:

I might choose to just not live in the fire country

you best start believing in fire country, dpulex

'cause it's only getting bigger

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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gently caress you, marky mark

loving masshole piece of poo poo dickbag

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Tim Whatley posted:

Imagine what the Jesus people could do if they spent that money helping others

spending money to help others? charity??? that, my friend, sounds like some devil-worshipping communism to me

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Fat Jesus posted:

lol what was that about

kelce's a huge little bitch

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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how was the halftime show

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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i don't think it's looking good for Kansas City

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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"remember when we worked together? for like a decade? with that one guy? the guy who's dead now?"

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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cowardice

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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what in christ's kingdom

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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remember that old pop-tarts commercial where the pop-tart genie was one of those wildberry pop-tarts and the kid's first wish was for a singing lizard, and the genie was like "poof" and it gave the kid a lizard that wore a bow tie and scatted the blues

if i had a bud-lite genie i would wish for a singing t. rex

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Okuteru posted:

What in the Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends was that?

i was gonna say, isn't this just the premise of that cartoon network show? is this where we're at now?

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Dango Bango posted:

it's not creating if you're just having AI do it

there are so many genetic backwashes that are willing to throw screaming tantrums to try to tell you you're wrong

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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OVERTIME

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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[extremely Jeff Seitzer voice] RED TEAM SCORED!

GAME OVER!

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Dango Bango posted:

Holy gently caress stop playing this Temu ad

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

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Scholtz posted:

You know that Ford, Carter, Reagan, and Jabba were after Nixon, right?

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