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In a world afraid to take chances, only able to produce sequels and endlessly reboot franchises, the NFL brings you The Kansas City Chiefs Vs The San Francisco Adjacent 49ers. Go here to talk about food: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4053830 Go here to talk about the offseason: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4054011 Go here to talk about coaching changes: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4041188 Stay put if you hate yourself and/or your favorite team. Super Bowl 58 facts: It's in Las Vegas. Taylor Swift may be shown on TV a lot. Usher is doing the halftime show. That's all I got, I'm putting as much effort into this as the NFL script writers did.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 21:29 |
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When does the game start? 6:30 p.m. ET, 3:30 pm PT Where can I watch Super Bowl 58 legally? CBS Paramount+ NFL+ on mobile devices Nikelodeon for the alternative "slimecast" Which team is which? The Chiefs are wearing their home colors, a red top with white bottoms. The 49ers are wearing their away colors, a white top with gold bottoms. Who are the announcers? Jim Nantz (play-by-play), Tony Romo (color commentary), Tracy Wolfson and Evan Washburn (sideline reporters), Jay Feely (special teams analyst) and Gene Steratore (rules analyst). Who are the referees, so I know who to blame for my team losing? Referee: Bill Vinovich (famously pro-Chiefs, the fix is in!) Umpire: Terry Killens (a former 49er player, the fix is in!) Down judge: Patrick Holt Line judge: Mark Perlman Field judge: Tom Hill Side judge: Allen Baynes Back judge: Brad Freeman Replay official: Mike Chase Replay assistant: Jack Persampire Coldforge fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Feb 11, 2024 |
# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 21:32 |
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Go Niners, do good things and win.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:36 |
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Super Bowl rookie Trent Williams got the nerves.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:56 |
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More penalties than points in the game, good stuff.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:59 |
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So far the 49ers are beating the Chiefs. Sadly they're also beating themselves.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:05 |
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RAY RAY CATCH
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:13 |
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:19 |
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Who wants to sign QB Juaun Jennings for 40 mil/year
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:50 |
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nikosoft posted:That was the dumbest play I've ever seen That's why it worked. No brain, only football.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:53 |
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God damnit, they're playing a *third* Chiefs 49ers super bowl.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:20 |
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A second Mahomes has hit the 49ers.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:47 |
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Congrats, Chiefs fans. See you next year for the fourth SB match up.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 04:51 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:37 |
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Go here to talk about sad super bowl results: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4054126
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