Super Bowl 58 GDT

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Knights of the shitpost:

saddle up

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:25

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 22:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

so does post malone just not know that an extremely untalented toddler has doodled all over his face and hands with a ballpoint pen or what

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

he actually sounds pretty good

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Starbucks posted:

Anyway ideal halftime show artist has to be Tenacious D

Weird Al

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

why would you rig a domed stadium with fireworks

ooooh, SPHERE sighting

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:29

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

quick jets go overfly that stadium

with the closed roof

they can't see you

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

gronk loving sucks

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

tom grossi should get to flip the coin

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

thots and prayers

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

HonorableTB posted:

19th anniversary of wardrobe malfunction

20th iirc

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

god I am already so pre-disappointed in this super bowl

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

seriously? you're not gonna show hugh jackman's face in the costume in the super bowl spot?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bird teams

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I said come in! posted:

Do you know if Deadpool 3 is tied to the MCU this time, or still its own self contained universe?

nobody does, speculation ranges from "this will bring the x-men etc in" to "deadpool will kill all the x-men universe because lol why not"

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:39

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

hey guys GAMBLING

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Starbucks posted:

Going by Marvels in a loosely connected other universe and in the MCU but multiverse stuff.

yeah I think between Marvels and Dr Strange post-credit scenes the plan is that the x-men don't hit the MCU proper until after Secret War

but also they might be panicking so who knows

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I truly don't want either of these teams to win, put on another commercial

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

romo just said "dynasty" does that mean I have to root for 49ers on account of the chiefs will become even more loving insufferable if they win

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:44

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

oh poo poo did they cut back on that dumbass idea to split Wicked into two parts?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:46

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Wicked is really loving good as a theatre musical. This won't be.

I mean it looks like it's gonna be a single movie at least

Okuteru posted:

Wait what?

for the longest time the plan was to split it half, presumably at Defying Gravity

Sunday Morning posted:

I bet they don't dare kill that witch with a bucket of water

Spoiler for like a ten year old musical: they openly mock the concept as stupid but the people believe it so she uses it to fake her death at the end

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:49

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

yay more commercials yaaaaaaaaaay

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

immortan ape?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I approve of any product that excludes tom brady I gotta say

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:51

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

so do christians just, like

not know how creepy they are

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:52

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kirios posted:

Jesus *absolutely* taught hate fyi

naw he was pretty cool

his followers, on the other hand

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shinji2015 posted:

It looked like it

doubtful, the signs were in english

and also very lightly veiled with SHUT HIM UP/LET HIM SPEAK

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:54

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

CBJSprague24 posted:

How much good could He Gets Us have done with the money it took to buy that ad?

zero, it's hobby lobby money so it'd go to trump otherwise

on the whole this is a net good tbh

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

smackfu posted:

Mad Max: Planet of the Apes

I am excited to watch Immortan Ape

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

it'd be cool if this ended as a 0-0 tie

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

hobbesmaster posted:

That�s the cool thing, it can�t!

let me have my dream

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 00:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

fukken kawasaki has superr bowl money?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Non-Taco Bell fountain Baja Blast is poo poo btw. Don't get your hopes up.

it's poo poo at taco bell too

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

dirty shrimp money posted:

Independence Day owns but it's time to let it die

goldblum's been the spokesman for the apartments site for years

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Charlz Guybon posted:

That was so disappointing.

more disappointing, independence day sequel or pacfic rim sequel

go

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I do like the chiefs getting the poo poo tackled out of them

do it to mahomes

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

thank you

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

RestingB1tchFace posted:

This would be a good time to ask.....have super bowl commercials been getting worse and worse over the past 20+ years.....or are humans just evolving?

you're 20 years older

kids have poo poo taste

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

when michael cera hits puberty do you think he'll be able to grow a full beard

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

andy reid has lost weight

he needs cheesesteaks

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:09

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 22:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

jesus loved feet

judas was a scat back

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 01:10

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