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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl Aftermath
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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"I blacked out when I caught the ball" :laffo:

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Does anyone have a Jeb! Meme but it’s Taylor

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Who’s the MVP???

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
remember november, when taylor swift was actively sabotaging the chiefs

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford

davecrazy posted:

Who’s the MVP???

Mahomes.

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




 Shanahan remains perma-shook from Super Bowl 51 and the 49ers should legit fire him cause they're not winning the Super Bowl with him as head coach.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1756160873545032074

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
gently caress the Niners lol

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MJeff posted:

"I blacked out when I caught the ball" :laffo:

Sounds right

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Now it's time for the real game


Puppy bowl reruns, I'm getting fuckin plastered

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 jesus kelce is a doofus

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

kalensc posted:

Missed all but OT.

Was there any gently caress-up, or just two strong teams trading scores?

49ers missed an extra point.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

neutral milf hotel posted:

https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1756160873545032074

Wasn't funny the first time someone posted it

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runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 8 days!)
Gravy Boat 2k
i enjoyed kelce's WWE promo cut

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 kelce: incoherent singing, nantzy and co all have big lol's

hardman: one incoherent sentence, tv immediately bails on interview

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shinjobi posted:

Wasn't funny the first time someone posted it

ok

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

MJeff posted:

"I blacked out when I caught the ball" :laffo:

lol that poo poo was good

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

davecrazy posted:

Who’s the MVP???

Mahomes won MVP and NVP.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Kyle Shannahan is the Dak Prescott of coaches.

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The337th
Mar 30, 2011

neutral milf hotel posted:

https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1756160873545032074

this is just about as unfunny as the genocidin' biden meme

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Durandal1707 posted:

Shanahan ditching the run in the 3rd quarter killed the Niners. it's ironic he's lost two SBs against Reid because he has a lot of parallels to early career Andy

He's lost the only two Super Bowls to go to overtime. Innovative choking.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mega64 posted:

Kyle Shannahan is the Dak Prescott of coaches.
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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

MJeff posted:

"I blacked out when I caught the ball" :laffo:

More laughs than anytning Kelce said

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
The power of real love.

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sponges
Sep 15, 2011

 I always laugh out loud when people call it the Superb Owl

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The337th posted:

this is just about as unfunny as the genocidin' biden meme

neutral milf hotel posted:

ok
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Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

 So this is what, the fourth chefs SB win? 3 with Pat and the Hank Stram one?

Close game that was won by some decisions, a blocked XP and some clutch plays by Pat and his crew.

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Chiefs bitch

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Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
good game.
Fun meme clownball eaarly. Very nailbitey ending

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 get home safe. everyone on the road is drunk and angry

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

The337th posted:

this is just about as unfunny as the genocidin' biden meme

Nah, that one is great just because it's going to trigger the poo poo out of the absolutely worst people

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Where is our boy Shindragon? I need some "kill yourself cunts" posts here

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

a.lo posted:

get home safe. everyone on the road is drunk and angry

like a Pacheco run

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

a.lo posted:

get home safe. everyone on the road is drunk and angry

This is every day though??

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shoenin posted:

good game.
Fun meme clownball eaarly. Very nailbitey ending

I had to just not watch anymore and read about the game and hit refresh every few seconds

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Comfortador posted:

Where is our boy Shindragon? I need some "kill yourself cunts" posts here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=176866

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darkforce898
Sep 11, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

49ers missed an extra point.

If they made the extra point the 49ers would have lost in regulation.

I'm not saying it was a good idea to miss it, but it's not as simple as the booth made it seem.

Also Romo needs to completely gently caress off. He cannot get through a single sentence without stumbling through a compliment for Mahomes.

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The337th
Mar 30, 2011

fknlo posted:

Nah, that one is great just because it's going to trigger the poo poo out of the absolutely worst people

swifties arent that bad

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010

a.lo posted:

get home safe. everyone on the road is drunk and angry

Sir I live in Texas and am a Houston fan

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
lmao get hosed 9ers


Seriously though, 9ers win that game by a lot if every call of theirs is a run play.

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