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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl Aftermath
 
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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Kyle Shannahan is the Dak Prescott of coaches.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mustached Demon posted:

run the loving ball is what we learned, Kyle.

Nah, got a lead, better let Mr. Irrelevant pass over the Offensive PotY I literally traded for.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

In my defense melting down so hard over a football game you tell someone to kill themself is really, really funny.

It'd take a lot for me to melt down that hard if my team even made the Super Bowl. Imagine being a fan for a team so terrible they couldn't even make a conference championship in nearly thirty years.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Saw a Bayer Aspirin commercial like yesterday that was a bunch of stressed sports fans and a statistic that heart attack risk increases when Your Team is playing.

Grim lol of a commercial.

I'm glad my team is intentionally playing terrible to protect my health, very kind of them.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Butker should've won both rewards imo, he was the clutch element that kept the Chiefs alive. Mahomes was kinda rear end until the 49ers D wore down. It'd be like giving Purdy MVP if the 49ers won even though Vols Legend Juaun Jennings was the main reason the 49ers offense was even in it, despite Shanny's idiotic refusal to Establish The Run.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Chiefs saw Biden's shadow, better prepare for four more years of COVID.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Lamar has nothing left to prove, as he's already proven he chokes in the biggest moments, much like Kyle Shannahan and the four-time NFL Choker of the Year Dak Prescott.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

George H.W. oval office posted:

https://x.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1756896985901056062?s=20

Glad to see that Nick Adams (Alpha Male) is looking out for Taylor Swift.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
There's no way with their numerous flaws that the Chiefs win the Super Bowl next year!

*Chiefs struggle a bit in the regular season, still dominate the postseason and win the Super Bowl*

Oh, well, nevertheless...

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kiimo posted:

Man the tail end of that game day thread was dire

Some casual swinging in saying why is this owner talking about his parents? Nobody cares!

You mean Lamar Hunt, who invented the Super Bowl? Yeah why would his son talk about him after winning the Super Bowl?

Glad your team just won the Super Bowl and the thing you're most concerned about is defending the honor of the billionaire that owns the team.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
They actually seemed to do a solid job stopping Mahomes from running on them for most of the game, which isn't easy because Mahomes can be elusive as hell.

He did eventually start making good run gains near the end of the game, probably due to the D being gassed, but he wasn't outright clowning defenders with his legs like he usually does (or as much).

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