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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Tyler Brayton!

Known for kneeing Jeremy Stevens in the nuts during a game and being ejected as a result.

You may also know Jeremy Stevens for being a rapist in college, being a bad football player and for beating up and constantly fighting with his girlfriend/wife and soccer superstar Hope Solo.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 07:55

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:35

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The337th posted:

how about a name with a little content included

Marques Tuiasosopo

not notable for much at all on the field, but there was one delightful moment thanks to an editor at EA's perfect curation of footage for the Madden 2004 introductions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOO2W97vgZw

My entire memory of him is they recorded the announcers saying his name for ESPN NFL 2K5, so a few years later when they did All-Pro Football 2K8, �Tuiasosopo� was a surprisingly frequent name among the random/generic players that would fill out the rosters of each team beyond the 11 real life players. Like, it felt like every team had a Tuiasosopo or two on it.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 12:32

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

On the "massively wasted potential" end of things, Justin Blackmon.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 19:49

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Crescent Wrench posted:

On the "massively wasted potential" end of things, Justin Blackmon.

R Jay Soward to complete the Notable Jaguars WR Bust tandem

# ? Mar 25, 2024 20:03

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

R Jay Soward to complete the Notable Jaguars WR Bust tandem

You need to include Matt Jones to make them a trio.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 20:05

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

George Wrighster

fartknocker posted:

You need to include Matt Jones to make them a trio.

If you're going to add Matt Jones, Reggie Williams also needs to be included.

edit: and probably Marquise Lee, too.

edit2: The Jaguars have a TE and an RB in their all-time top 4 receiving yards leaders :suicide:

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Mar 25, 2024

# ? Mar 25, 2024 20:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

George Wrighster

If you're going to add Matt Jones, Reggie Williams also needs to be included.

edit: and probably Marquise Lee, too.

edit2: The Jaguars have a TE and an RB in their all-time top 4 receiving yards leaders

Now go look at the all time receiving list for the Chicago Bears for some true :stonklol:

. Their top dude played Flanker in the 60s and would 3rd all time for the Jags yardage, while their top two in receptions are running backs.

Also, my main memory of George Wrighster was him being an awesome blocking TE in various versions of Madden that you could inevitably get by like trading a 6th or for cheap in free agency.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 20:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Wayne Chrebet

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:34

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

bernard berrian

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:54

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Johnny Jolly

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:55

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Deuce McAllister

# ? Mar 29, 2024 17:59

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Duce Staley will forever be in my head for that TV commercial (United Way?) where he complained about spelling chrysanthemum

# ? Mar 29, 2024 18:03

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

David Wilson

# ? Mar 29, 2024 19:39

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

David Wilson

Oh what could have been. Was so quick he ran down a rabbit for fun while walking around campus and then discovered he had spinal stenosis IIRC :smith:

# ? Mar 29, 2024 20:27

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Eddie Lacy

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:59

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

fartknocker posted:

Eddie Lacy

All that China food.

Tully Banta-Cain

# ? Mar 30, 2024 21:12

widefault: Mar 16, 2009

Travis Jervey

# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:37

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Freddie Milons

# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:27

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

roosevelt colvin

# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:30

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lincoln Kennedy, the only NFL player named after two assassinated Presidents.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:00

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Brad Meester

# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:12

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Neal Anderson

# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:24

overnightmike: Aug 11, 2007

Cletidus Hunt

# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:02

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

jonathan quinn the at the time tallest quarterback to ever play in the nfl

# ? Mar 31, 2024 03:08

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Gonz posted:

Lincoln Kennedy, the only NFL player named after two assassinated Presidents.

Gonna have a kid named Garfield McKinley and go full Marinovich on him

# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:22

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Brock Osweiler

# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:36

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Paxton Lynch

# ? Mar 31, 2024 06:20

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Jeff Tuel

# ? Mar 31, 2024 07:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Max Hall

Ryan Lindley

Kevin Kolb

Jeff Driskel

# ? Mar 31, 2024 09:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Gonz posted:

Max Hall

Ryan Lindley

Kevin Kolb

Jeff Driskel

Replace Driskel with John Skelton and I�m pretty sure that�s the Cardinals QB room in like 2011 or so.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 13:08

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Gonz posted:

Max Hall

Ryan Lindley

Kevin Kolb

Jeff Driskel

It's players like these that made me fall in love with Drew Stanton

# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:26

widefault: Mar 16, 2009

John Jurkovic

# ? Mar 31, 2024 18:00

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Steve Bono

# ? Apr 1, 2024 09:55

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Chester McGlockton

# ? Apr 1, 2024 13:39