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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


DeAndre Levy, an okay linebacker for the Lions who exploded in a good way (six! interceptions in 2013, led the league in tackles and was a 2nd team All-Pro in 2014) then exploded in a bad way (only played 6 games after that due to hip injuries)

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Chris Henry.

Not for any on-field performance, but because of Biodome predicting his death and having it make the rounds immediately before it happened.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Anyone remember Ross Ventrone and his many transactions?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

Why, after all these years, did I still instantly recognize Rusty Smith?

That man is 50% forehead.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Dalton Hilliard

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

Chris Henry.

Not for any on-field performance, but because of Biodome predicting his death and having it make the rounds immediately before it happened.

rip one man crime wave

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


State Senator Napoleon Harris

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Thomas Howard (RIP)
Kirk Morrison

I'm pretty sure I had an avatar of the "Law Offices of Morrison and Howard" at some point forever ago.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Dennis Gibson put the chargers in the superbowl then made pizza later in life

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Detroit fans, please remember Mike Furrey for us. Like, how did this happen?

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Black Lighter posted:

Detroit fans, please remember Mike Furrey for us. Like, how did this happen?



Mike Martz offenses put up gaudy numbers, and they played from behind all year. Other name from that team to remember: Cory Redding

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Forrest on Fire posted:

Mike Martz offenses put up gaudy numbers, and they played from behind all year. Other name from that team to remember: Cory Redding

I had completely forgotten Martz spent time with the Lions, and just thought he was a big enough rear end in a top hat that he couldn't get another job before the Bears

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Brandon Lloyd with the happiest catch ever. :buddy:

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
I also remember Najeh "Dookie" Davenport.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
James Starks

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



David Patten, the other guy on the "scored an offensive TD 3 ways in a game" list with Walter Payton and LaDainian Tomlinson.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Frank Zombo, with whom anything is possible

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Quincy Carter.

I laughed when the Cowboys picked him in the 2nd round.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I also remember Najeh "Dookie" Davenport.

:poopbasket:

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Kalli posted:

David Patten, the other guy on the "scored an offensive TD 3 ways in a game" list with Walter Payton and LaDainian Tomlinson.

*since the merger, as apparently eight guys did it before then lol

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Riley Cooper

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Stewart Bradley. A rare, actually good Eagles LB. Not like amazing, just not some average-below average dude that fills out a roster slot. Got concussed repeatedly. Ended up with the Cards where he got concussed more and was out of the league pretty quick.


He was the guy whose most notable thing was he called a security guard at a concert a slur. Chip Kelly loved him though.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Stewart Bradley. A rare, actually good Eagles LB. Not like amazing, just not some average-below average dude that fills out a roster slot. Got concussed repeatedly. Ended up with the Cards where he got concussed more and was out of the league pretty quick.

He was the guy whose most notable thing was he called a security guard at a concert a slur. Chip Kelly loved him though.

I think this trick play is the only other thing I remember about him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW6xy-YCS4Y

EDIT: Also it wasn't just the security guard, he said he'd fight all of... them... in the building.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Let's remember Fred Barnett instead, a cool and good receiver who probably would have been top-tier if he hadn't been stuck on a Rich Kotite offense. Also was on the receiving end of one of the greatest plays in Eagles history - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vl4xVct1hM

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Rod Streater

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Terrelle Pryor

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Anthony A-Train Thomas

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

New York Jets' first round selection Fullback Roger Vick

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TheHoosier posted:

New York Jets' first round selection Fullback-
“OH NO!”
-Roger Vick

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

fartknocker posted:

Vince Workman

Hideo Kojima rear end name

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

My man Jerricho Cotchery

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

My man Jerricho Cotchery

My favorite fact about him is that he was born with 6 fingers on one hand. Kind of a shame he'd had the extra ine removed before he got to the NFL.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tom Zbikowski

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Natrone Means

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

CannonFodder posted:

Natrone Means

Business

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Levon Kirkland

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Black Lighter posted:

Levon Kirkland

It was a bold choice drafting a player out of Costco, but dammit, it worked!

Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!
College Slice
I got an All Timer for Madden players

Legedu Naanee

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Bill Schroeder

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Patrick Jeffers

Weebly posted:

I got an All Timer for Madden players

Legedu Naanee

Pretty sure that’s one of those random Chargers WRs that Rivers made look okay that SA2K loved

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