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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > The Remember a Football Guy Thread
 
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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
I think about big fat tight ends, and the football players too-

Brandon Manumaluena


Hell yeah a 300lb. H-Back

Eric Beverly:


A converted center playing tight end, this is good to me.



LaQuan McGowan never caught on, which is very upsetting to me because I wanted to see a 6'7" 340 pound tight end

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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
I would also like to remember Glenn Dorsey, who was a high pick and then surprisingly sucked as a 3-technique but nevertheless made a career out of being a pretty good 2-gap player because he had a low center of gravity and extremely long arms.

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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
Vernon Carey, baby

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