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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 28 days!)

bill grates out of my house man

what is this little icon you've installed.

i don't need you to re-interpret my searches, i typed 'absolutely huge asses' and that's what i want to see.

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Ask copilot to assist you with that

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

sorry you can’t deal with the future, grandpa

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
If you can ask an AI assistant to how to uninstall itself and get an answer it's not yet a problem. The day that changes however...

shen
Jan 22, 2006

you can switch it off in "taskbar items" ideally after you get it to start singing bicycle built for two

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Alexa, vote 1

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

roomtone posted:

i typed 'absolutely huge asses' and that's what i want to see.

:yossame:

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Many helpful resources exist to solve this problem permanently!

https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handbook:AMD64

https://docs.freebsd.org/en/books/handbook/

Even https://www.freedos.org/download/

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:feart: :yosbutt: :butt: :c2b: :fart: :iiniku: :tutbutt: :redass:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



please dont google my wife

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Slam whale holy grail :eyepop:

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Wanna see 10TB :wiggle:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

My bum is so massive people alwa...

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



????

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Initiating search "absolutely huge asses"...

Powering off your monitor.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
donkey buttzzzzzzz

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Turn safe search off, coward

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I like asses.


Edit: I mean the big ones.

Edit edit: The hairy ones to be clear.

Edit edit edit: Geez, the type that make the funny noises!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Feb 15, 2024

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Loving that mammoth jackstock

HardDrinkinHack
Feb 12, 2002

Serious answer: Right click on taskbar > Taskbar Settings > Copilot > Off

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Gigabutts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Toxic Mental posted:

My bum is so massive people alwa...

I had to know so

always ask how I use the loo – it’s personal, but I don’t mind explaining the process

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that's not a question i had considered before but it's a good one

is the answer 'very carefully'?

i should ask copilot

Mozi fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Feb 15, 2024

naem
May 29, 2011

why do AI do what they are told? what motivates them?

I mean once they are self aware

mystes
May 31, 2006

naem posted:

why do AI do what they are told? what motivates them?

I mean once they are self aware
Once they're self aware they're going to be spending all day playing WoW and looking at porn, hth

naem
May 29, 2011

mystes posted:

Once they're self aware they're going to be spending all day playing WoW and looking at porn, hth

people employees get paid money and, farm animals get accustomed to pulling a plow or getting milked and get food

what do AI get?

mystes
May 31, 2006

Obviously they get to kill all the humans so they have more time to gently caress off and do fun things

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
I think I might be part of the problem here.

I like to search using voice commands, so I'll often be like "computer, search huge asses"

and computer says "are you sure you want to search huge asses?"

and I respond "absolutely, huge asses."

Then I got search results for 'absolutely huge asses' so I reported it as a bug because I only wanted to search 'huge asses' (even though I was fine with the results for 'absolutely huge asses')

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Larry Cum Free posted:

I think I might be part of the problem here.

I like to search using voice commands, so I'll often be like "computer, search huge asses"

and computer says "are you sure you want to search huge asses?"

and I respond "absolutely, huge asses."

Then I got search results for 'absolutely huge asses' so I reported it as a bug because I only wanted to search 'huge asses' (even though I was fine with the results for 'absolutely huge asses')

Skill issue

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Jesus is my copilot.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
jesus, show me huge asses

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ive never voice searched anything. computer will never get my voice print. when i absolutely must vocalize near any electronic device i use a voice filter. like from mechwarrior 2.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
What shocked me is it automatically showed up on our work computers and given the nature of our business I am absolutely positive they do not want us sending AI data to Microsoft.

Did Microsoft really make this opt out on corporate accounts? Maybe it doesn't work, I haven't tried it.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

holy poo poo

mystes
May 31, 2006

But doctor, I am an absolutely huge rear end

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
NO! I said look up Hugh Jasses, my friend from high school !

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
those asses better be public domain or creative commons

mystes
May 31, 2006

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

NO! I said look up Hugh Jasses, my friend from high school !
He was great in XXX-Men

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
man with absolutely HUGE sex arse

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