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its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
gonna barf this morning and cant keep the camera steady for leaking state secrets to my video game clan they might drop me

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

happy birthday op

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3992661&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post521219503

came here to have a lol but found that this looks to be a pattern op, now it just seems sad

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

op love s to get lit up on their birthday and hell, we celebrate them for it

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op love s to get lit up on their birthday and hell, we celebrate them for it

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op love s to get lit up on their birthday and hell, we celebrate them for it

:hmmyes:

Hell, might fix myself a drink right now. Cheers, op

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

rear end-penny posted:

:hmmyes:

Hell, might fix myself a drink right now. Cheers, op

its actually literally leagal to get drunk whenever the hell you want

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Go gently caress yourself OP

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP

please ban this guy for being rude to the birthday boy or girl

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I'm always a proponent of leaking state secrets.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
hell yeah drunk posting

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

happy day after valentines

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




why was this marked urgent? please don’t abuse the thread priority system op, we must all use it in good faith or it will become meaningless.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Bad Purchase posted:

why was this marked urgent? please don’t abuse the thread priority system op, we must all use it in good faith or it will become meaningless.

For real. This is the equivalent of an Amber alert being sounded when a kid shows up home 5 mins before curfew.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
To honor OP, I'm going to have a single, 2oz glass of bourbon after work. This will likely be my only alcoholic beverage this week, but I may have a beer or two Saturday night.

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
hell yeah its Thursday

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Beer Gay So What posted:

hell yeah its Thursday

getting blackout drunk on a wednesday in your late 30s ftmfw

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
2 Drunk 2 Post

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



There comes a point in life when birthdays are no longer happy

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING


yeah when im dead

but then that's what deathdays are for

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Seven Force posted:

yeah when im dead

but then that's what deathdays are for

You’re gonna have a whole lot more deathdays than birthdays.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The tremmens :dogcited:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You’re gonna have a whole lot more deathdays than birthdays.

Just like birthdays, I won't remember any of them.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

I. M. Gei posted:

There comes a point in life when birthdays are no longer happy

true dat

i'm glad i'm past that point now


\/\/\/\/ it is reason to party hard that none may deny

dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Feb 15, 2024

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I haven't cared about my birthday in a really long time. I'm glad to still be alive and everything, but the day has no real meaning to me.

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

dee eight posted:

\/\/\/\/ it is reason to party hard that none may deny

like they could stop me

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Visions of Valerie posted:

like they could stop me

preach it!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP

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Mark another one for Sheriff Pecksniff :blastu:

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
Hope everybodys doin ok tonight. Love y'all.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
We, you're friends are concerned about you, op.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
you will have infinitely many birth days.... makes u think

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Go gently caress yourself OP

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did he self-report?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

did he self-report?

:lol:

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





its_my_birthday posted:

what happened to the chick with the giant rack in nevada i think it was. like monster tattas if u know u know

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did we ever get an answer to this? tia

Shishkahuben fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 16, 2024

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

did he self-report?

lol

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Getting drunk be like that sometimes

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

Getting drunk be like that sometimes

doubly so when its ones birthday

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I bought my first bottle of rum in 3 months and enjoy taking a shot glass of it every day and will never understand why goons throw around stuff like "collapsed well water mixed with dirty ginger ale filtered through a permanent marker" when talking about consuming things that make you incompatible with safely driving cars for several hours

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