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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
fun ELTON JOHN fact: i am reading RFK’s book for a book club lmao

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NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

I think I'll just write in myself this year

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao

021924
Feb 19, 2024

stupid first

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

ELTON JOHN posted:

fun ELTON JOHN fact: i am reading RFK’s book for a book club lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEuFNWcWRaE

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Elton John I am expecting and looking forward to a book review

ikanreed posted:

Your choices are:

1. Genocidal monster with crippling dementia (also corrupt)
2. Blob of pure corruption with complete apathy for everyone who doesn't love him(also probably a bit demented)

And if you're willing to throw away your vote you can have
3. Anti-vaxxer with lifelong commitment to genocide
4. Black man with white nationalist tendencies.


The correct decision is to vote DTA

If you can't hold your nose and vote for the objectively best president since FDR then there is de la Cruz, although I don't know if you can vote for her in all that many states

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I’m voting for hunter biden’s big dick

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

slave to my cravings posted:

I’m voting for hunter biden’s big dick

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Based on his son Joe's hog is probably huge. Vote for the guy with the biggest hog.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

i DEMAND that Joe Biden submit to a mental fitness test and person hog examination, conducted by me

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Retromancer posted:

Based on his son Joe's hog is probably huge. Vote for the guy with the biggest hog.

Toad from mario cart is pretty big

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
im gonna vote for trump

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

crepeface posted:

im gonna vote for trump

Anything else is a vote for genocide

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i voted for west last time and he really seems to have cleaned himself up since then

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

I'm persuaded, how do I install Three Seashells OS?

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

Weka posted:

Anything else is a vote for genocide

gonna play the long game and write in omnicide.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

slave to my cravings posted:

I’m voting for hunter biden’s big dick

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

TehSaurus posted:

gonna play the long game and write in omnicide.

Another vote for biden

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Koishi Komeiji posted:

the brother Ronald Reagan

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

small butter posted:

Source?

The vast majority of bombings and killings happened with equipment that Israel had pre-October 7. Given what happened on October 7, Israel was always going to respond in the way they did. Not sure why you don't believe him when BiBi says "No one is going to stop us. Not The Hague, not anyone."

Now, why did October 7 happen? Well, if you believe Iran:

Trump's policies and actions directly led to the Hamas attack, which led directly to 31k dead Palestinians. You can no doubt add ripping up the Iran nuclear treaty to this list, as well as Trump recognizing and egging on the settlements.

I'm not going to ask you who you voted for in 2016, but I hope that you're not suggesting that your fellow posters to give the failed Trump policies that led to 31k dead Palestinians another try.

hmm good point. maybe i shouldn't vote for trump

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

lmao he's gonna lose the California Peace and Freedom Party primary to the PSL candidate

https://electionresults.sos.ca.gov/returns/president/party/peace-and-freedom

030524_3
Mar 5, 2024
still waiting to hear anything from this PSL cannidet

dildo sample pack
Nov 27, 2016

baja gaijin posted:

I'm voting for Jill Stein because she's the only candidate that serves oval office

Yeah I think I will vote for Jill like I did in 2016. Jill Stein makes me feel nostalgic because I posted a Something Awful thread for the Stein 2016 campaign.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
everyone should vote for themselves

i don't know what would happen in this case but it would be a lot funnier than what we're gonna get

e: as far as I know the only thing I really care about voting for in 2024 is a select board seat, and that already happened and I abstained because my vote would have invalidated my wife's and it seemed silly to drive 20 mins to do that.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Cabbages and Kings posted:

everyone should vote for themselves

i don't know what would happen in this case but it would be a lot funnier than what we're gonna get

e: as far as I know the only thing I really care about voting for in 2024 is a select board seat, and that already happened and I abstained because my vote would have invalidated my wife's and it seemed silly to drive 20 mins to do that.

is your wife a lib or a chud

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

who the heck is cornell west?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

is your wife a lib or a chud

i think we're supposed to read it as the op is the chud or the lib

Pomeroy
Apr 20, 2020
I'm with her:

https://twitter.com/votesocialist24/status/1760357270657851718

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I havent been paying attention, what happened to Cornel West? Is he bad now? Was he always bad?

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Nix Panicus posted:

I havent been paying attention, what happened to Cornel West? Is he bad now? Was he always bad?

everyone and everything is currently bad and has always been bad

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Well poo poo, now who am I going to vote for?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

ELTON JOHN posted:

everyone and everything is currently bad and has always been bad

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm voting for Biden.

Grimnarsson
Sep 4, 2018
A vote for Cornel West is a vote for Joe Biden :argh:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
No voting for Cornel is worse since it means trump has one less vote he needs to win.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Why is that worse?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Personally, I like democracy, and trump doesn't.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Also a thousand other things but if you need me to explain why a trump president is bad after everything that has happened then I can't help you.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

If the only choice is between a senile old genocide enabler and Trump then maybe democracy sucks and we should try something else

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
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