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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! Due to ... something tonight,* Rampage will be airing a 7PM EST! And it's a packed show!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1758514069789630968?s=20

Sammy Guevara goes one on one with Jeff Hardy!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1758464995841732647?s=20

In TWELVE MAN TAG TEAM action, the newly formed Bang Bang Scissor Gang will make their ... sextet** debut as they face off against The Dark Order, Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and Santam Singh!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1758582022233018479?s=20

In Trios action, "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes teams with Texas' favorite sons, Marshall and Ross, The Von Erichs!***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1758551818374627631?s=20

Anna Jay takes on Queen Aminata!


Also,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1758526509470384183?s=20

"Cool Hand Ang" Angelo Parker has requested a meet up with Ruby Soho. Could this have something to do with Valentine's Day?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1758568175393026081?s=20

We'll also hear from the AEW Women's World Champion, "Timeless" Toni Storm!

And The Blackpool Combat Club's Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli have something to say!

And The Mogul Embassy's Brian Cage will be out!





*I'm not bothering to look up what it's being pre-empted for.
**If Max doesn't start working in "sextet" into his promos, I'm going to be mildly disappointed.
***Wait, weren't Kevin, Kerry, and David Texas' favorite sons? Wouldn't that make Marshall and Ross Texas' favorite grandsons? Or nephews at least?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TALL MAN gonna be very tall in the ring! :aaa:

Davros1 posted:

*I'm not bothering to look up what it's being pre-empted for.

I think people are throwing a round thing at a hole on some American television channel, so the rest of the world has to change their schedule to accommodate the channel they're not watching?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
sportsball am I right

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

wow this rampage is packed

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Barry Bluejeans posted:

sportsball am I right

The superbowl was literally last week and they're already back to playing again!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
It is Ramp Age!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Anyway nevermind that bullshit, it's wrasslin' time! :woop:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


that was a pretty stiff flying lariat

bartok
May 10, 2006



who knew the best use for Jeff Hardy was putting him in No DQ matches on Rampage?

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

J'fardy

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


He yeeted that chair

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
I thought the All Star stuff started right after this, but there's an hour of dumb Practical Jokers.

What I'm saying is, shoulda been two hours of Rampage.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"What the hay-illlllll!?!"

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


gently caress, THAT CUTTER!!

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
drat fine cutter, very clever

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sammy is DETERMINED to kill the Hardys :stare:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:stare:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

sammeh

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
that went as well as it possibly could've

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Barry Bluejeans posted:

that went as well as it possibly could've

and that one did not

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
AEW is insane. I love it

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
JEEZUZ

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

thud

bartok
May 10, 2006



that looked sweet

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

Just trying to kill each other on a random Rampage.

Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

I'd take a bullet
for a bud any day.
Oh, that's where Jeff broke his nose. Ouch.

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Oh poo poo, there's a LOT of blood in the ring, broken nose at least

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
for those wondering, Jeff broke his nose there but that's the extent of the damage

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

sammy really must have been a brood guy

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

OH poo poo ITS HOBBS

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Managed to cut doctor check up nicely.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I hope Jeff is alright his face kinda exploded

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


it really is kind of shocking Jeff only got a broken nose from that.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

sammy busted open too

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
gotta say, the blood adds to the intensity of the beatdown even if it isn't Sammy's

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I just assumed that was Mox's blood from an earlier match

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Duke Pukem posted:

it really is kind of shocking Jeff only got a broken nose from that.

I thought a concussion for sure but that's good

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

always good to see renee :)

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They must have found Renee's luggage, she's got a shirt this week!

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